And this poor constipated person is from my (red) neck of the woods. Curiously enough, the report says that he's from Bossier City, but Road Runner (business or home) doesn't cover Bossier City; they are only in Shreveport.
I guess you'd better remove that post where you said that you needed to start adding more fiber to your diet because you can't make happy p00pies since you've hit 40.
Did the Activia work? Or do you still have "difficulty"?
Phonix iz fun. So much for the internet making us all Renaissance men and women. I just picture some poor mope in his overalls and feed cap, with his chaw cup next to the library's internet keyboard, trying to anonymously get some relief without having to ask his kin for help.
Heh. Not only are you the first result, you beat out "PoopReport.com"
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't give you a feeling of pride, I don't know what would.
This is a joke, right?
ReplyDeleteIt would seem the key words typed in the search window have played a cruel joke on both parties.
ReplyDeleteCayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.
ReplyDeleteIt's good for what ails ya. ;-)
An apple a day...
ReplyDeleteMust be the accent ("...yet a[h] still can't...")
ReplyDelete"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"
ReplyDeleteWait - is that Ambulance Driver's IP address?
ReplyDelete"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"
you left off the "for shit."
You get some of the weirdest searches... either that or you just pay more attention.
ReplyDeleteButch, are you sure that wasn't oil of cloves?
Now I'm going to have to watch "El Dorado" again.
ReplyDelete"Now that is funny, I don't care who you are."
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHA! I think coffee just came out my nose!
ReplyDeleteI think he was looking for Og for advice.
ReplyDeleteOh, jeez...
ReplyDeleteAnd this poor constipated person is from my (red) neck of the woods. Curiously enough, the report says that he's from Bossier City, but Road Runner (business or home) doesn't cover Bossier City; they are only in Shreveport.
Hope it all works out in the end.
That was so funny, I had to try it.
ReplyDeleteBy golly, you were the first!
Nahhh it'd be too easy to launch one so I'll "pass" :)
ReplyDelete"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder."
ReplyDeleteHmmm... sounds vaguely like the recipe for Wow-Wow sauce.
Turing word: "tjbkik" "Tid'ja get a big kick out of that?"
Where is the best place to be when someone esplodes?
ReplyDeleteWhere you can hear it, and ask "What was that?"
I guess you'd better remove that post where you said that you needed to start adding more fiber to your diet because you can't make happy p00pies since you've hit 40.
ReplyDeleteDid the Activia work? Or do you still have "difficulty"?
Inquiring minds, ya' know.
Mac user, that explains it.
ReplyDelete"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.
ReplyDeleteIt's good for what ails ya. ;-)"
hehehe That sounds like Mississippi's cure for hangover. Seen "El Dorado" lately?
Phonix iz fun. So much for the internet making us all Renaissance men and women. I just picture some poor mope in his overalls and feed cap, with his chaw cup next to the library's internet keyboard, trying to anonymously get some relief without having to ask his kin for help.
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