Ah.... Ok..... she can be whatever she wants to be. I try not to judge by physical in major ways.
That said..... not my 'type'. I like people, especially women, who enjoy life and show it. Nobody who truly enjoys a perfectly grilled steak and a juicy brownie will EVER be a size six, at least not after 12 years old.
Back when I worked at a GNC, we would get tiny little girls coming in asking what they should do about their weight. I was told I'd get fired if I ever responded, "Eat more taco bell," again.
Carteach0: Not necessarily true. I dated a girl in college who was 6 foot tall and about 120 pounds, no matter what she ate. And we used to go to the local microbrewery and put down big steaks and pitchers of imperial stout.
I'm, hrm, rather large, and my daughter (16) wears size 29/30 in young men's pants. (She hates "guuurrrl" pants, and loves the big and numerous pockets in the boys' ones). Life's not fair, and genetics are weird.
Somebody get her a sammich.
ReplyDeleteShe's also probably 17.
ReplyDeleteHate? The other side does that..... they hate us because they can't bring themselves to use lethal force if we must, and we can.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate her because her metablolism eats more often than she does.....
Ah.... Ok..... she can be whatever she wants to be. I try not to judge by physical in major ways.
ReplyDeleteThat said..... not my 'type'. I like people, especially women, who enjoy life and show it. Nobody who truly enjoys a perfectly grilled steak and a juicy brownie will EVER be a size six, at least not after 12 years old.
A cheeeeeseburger would do that girl a world of good.
ReplyDeleteMeh. She sounds like one good hug would snap her in two. No fun at all.
ReplyDeleteBryanP
You met my friend K, who's 5'10 and a two/four depending on manufacturer.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate her, but I do have some awe/envy issues...
There are size sixes in Joplin, Missouri?
ReplyDeleteI must have driven through town too quickly or something.
Also she's ignorant, inseam is a leg length measurement and is independent of size.
ReplyDeleteThe searcher, not K. (Inseam 36. Envy running toward jealousy.)
Time to go back on the crack. Or maybe meth, I could use the clean house but the tooth loss would be a pain.
Back when I worked at a GNC, we would get tiny little girls coming in asking what they should do about their weight. I was told I'd get fired if I ever responded, "Eat more taco bell," again.
ReplyDeleteThat's adorable, aaron!
ReplyDeleteCGHill,
ReplyDeleteThey were standing sideways to you as you drove through...
Red beans and rice did miss her.
ReplyDeleteMy sainted mother, at 5'10.5" inches and and size 5/6 takes a 33" inseam.
ReplyDeleteShe'll also take any Ho-Hos or pizzas you're willing to share, since it's not a lack of eating that leaves her so, erm, trim.
She could wear my jeans as short shorts!
ReplyDeleteword: wluibonk (the i-bonk, the newest accessory in personal defense, Three Stooges style.)
Carteach0: Not necessarily true. I dated a girl in college who was 6 foot tall and about 120 pounds, no matter what she ate. And we used to go to the local microbrewery and put down big steaks and pitchers of imperial stout.
ReplyDeleteHuman genetics produces a lot of variety.
I'm, hrm, rather large, and my daughter (16) wears size 29/30 in young men's pants. (She hates "guuurrrl" pants, and loves the big and numerous pockets in the boys' ones).
ReplyDeleteLife's not fair, and genetics are weird.