Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)
Yeah his analysis is sorely lacking. You don't light zombies on fire unless you have a fireproof way to contain them while they burn. You don't resort to melee weapons until you've exhausted ranged weapons. If you're in melee range of a zombie, he's in melee range of you.
Quote: "Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)"
Oh, you people are soooo wrong! Of course you never see ninjas with the wenches. But they're there. It's just that you're not invited to the party, because you're not cool enough.
And on "Talk Like A Ninja Day" you can only say: "AARRR -- ERK!" followed by the sound of a pirate's head, rolling down the galley.
He's crazy.
ReplyDeleteFlamethrowers for the undead? Then you have ZOMBIES ON FIRE to deal with.
Sheesh. Some people.
Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)
ReplyDeleteYeah his analysis is sorely lacking. You don't light zombies on fire unless you have a fireproof way to contain them while they burn. You don't resort to melee weapons until you've exhausted ranged weapons. If you're in melee range of a zombie, he's in melee range of you.
ReplyDeleteDoes no one but me worry about octopi?
ReplyDeleteQuote: "Of course Pirates are better than Ninjas. You ever see a Ninja with wenches? Also, no "International Talk Like A Ninja Day". (Which, I suppose, would require stilted Engrish spoken out of sync...)"
ReplyDeleteOh, you people are soooo wrong! Of course you never see ninjas with the wenches. But they're there. It's just that you're not invited to the party, because you're not cool enough.
And on "Talk Like A Ninja Day" you can only say: "AARRR -- ERK!" followed by the sound of a pirate's head, rolling down the galley.
L.C.D.
ARRRR!!
ReplyDeleteMe take your booty but leave ye chest be...
;)
Breda said...
ReplyDelete"Does no one but me worry about octopi?"
No. jellyfish though.....
Whoa now. Pirates may pillage, but ninjas flip out and stuff, which is way cooler!
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