1. You can only get an engagement out of your stepbrother, a Major in the U.S. Army.
2. He takes you to a play, where your esteemed hosts are late.
3. And when they arrive, after all but making out in the theatre-box, the tall old guy with the beard catches a bullet and bleeds all over the theatre box.
4. And now your fiancee/step-brother is stabbed and crippled, passing out and making you look like the perfect heel is you ditch him.
5. Well, I guess there goes any chance of seeing the end of the play.
6. After a LONNNNG engagement (2 years? People typically didn't live past 50.), she finally gets to marry her step-brother, making her mother in-law also her step-mother. Nice.
7. After 16 years of marriage and 3 kids, husband shoots and stabs her (hmmm... where'd he learn that), because he's crazy as a shytehouse rat.
8. In 1951, her grave was destroyed for lack of interest.
Yet everybody remembers how bad it was for Mary Todd Lincoln. . .
How much did it suck to be Clara Harris?
ReplyDelete1. You can only get an engagement out of your stepbrother, a Major in the U.S. Army.
2. He takes you to a play, where your esteemed hosts are late.
3. And when they arrive, after all but making out in the theatre-box, the tall old guy with the beard catches a bullet and bleeds all over the theatre box.
4. And now your fiancee/step-brother is stabbed and crippled, passing out and making you look like the perfect heel is you ditch him.
5. Well, I guess there goes any chance of seeing the end of the play.
6. After a LONNNNG engagement (2 years? People typically didn't live past 50.), she finally gets to marry her step-brother, making her mother in-law also her step-mother. Nice.
7. After 16 years of marriage and 3 kids, husband shoots and stabs her (hmmm... where'd he learn that), because he's crazy as a shytehouse rat.
8. In 1951, her grave was destroyed for lack of interest.
Yet everybody remembers how bad it was for Mary Todd Lincoln. . .
Well, this t-shirt design is perfect for your neighborhood John Wilkes Booth sympathizer.
ReplyDeleteAnd Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
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