Thursday, May 15, 2008

An Idea Whose Time Has Come: Electric Boobs.

Well, not really. I just wanted to say "electric boobs", since it will make Google no end of happy.

Actually it's an electric bra. Solar-powered. More of a solar-powered cami, actually. Just think how smug and ecologically superior you could feel when flashing people from your Prius and they're all wearing old-fashioned internal combustion lingerie. Or something.

(H/T to Dustbury.)
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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:31 PM, May 15, 2008

    I'll see your electric hoo-hahs and raise you a Toilet Paper Head!

    http://thenonist.com/index.php/weblog/permalink/chindogu/

    Origato,
    gvi

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  2. staghounds9:32 PM, May 15, 2008

    Will there be hybrid and solar versions? Have to reduce those carbon t*tprints.

    Yes, they just write themselves.

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  3. Anonymous9:33 PM, May 15, 2008

    "old-fashioned internal combustion lingerie."

    I'm....

    I'm at a loss for words, I am.

    Well, no, I'm not, but... I'm at a loss for words I'll use in mixed company.

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  4. Ken10:02 PM, May 15, 2008

    Yeah, but the ones wearing the steam-powered riveted lingerie will still be looking down their noses (through brass goggles) at everyone else.

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  5. Anonymous10:20 PM, May 15, 2008

    Can't wash the thing. Can't see that being pleasant come July in the Deep South.

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  6. Tam10:21 PM, May 15, 2008

    Laundry has never been a big concern with hippies...

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  7. Billll10:29 PM, May 15, 2008

    I understand the steam-powered ones are making a comeback. I bet they're toasty warm in the winter.

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  8. Mattexian11:21 PM, May 15, 2008

    Self-heating... you mean, like when it's cold out? And you're wearing lots of clothes, which covers up said solar cell? Ok, back to the drawing board!

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  9. Anonymous12:02 AM, May 16, 2008

    Electric bras nothing. I want to see electric panties with a stick shift overdrive and 4-on-the-floor. Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Screeeeeeee-BAM!!! LOL!! Musta hit a wet spot.

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  10. Anonymous6:59 AM, May 16, 2008

    Hey, Tam... here's a new bikini for your next photoshoot: http://www.hippyshopper.com/2007/04/solar_powered_b_2.html

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  11. Anonymous7:12 AM, May 16, 2008

    Tam said...
    Laundry has never been a big concern with hippies...
    10:21 PM, May 15, 2008


    So it comes smelling like patchouli straight out of the box?

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  12. Anonymous7:27 AM, May 16, 2008

    Best misheard lyric of all time ...

    "She's got electric boobs
    A mohair suit
    Ya know I read it in a magazine..."

    Heh.

    M

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  13. CrankyProf8:11 AM, May 16, 2008

    Internal combustion...infernal, more like it!

    I'm so old-school my brassiere came with a buggy whip. Wait...that ought to make Google happier...

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  14. Matt G3:03 AM, May 17, 2008

    It would now appear obvious that Phillip K. didn't know Dick-- it's not electric sheep that androids dream of...

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  15. Cybrludite2:01 AM, May 20, 2008

    MattG,

    Perhaps he was writing about Scottish androids?

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