...in the hallway:
Idiot Box: "...and tune in next week to see who America loves!"
T: "You know what I'd love? An airstrike on the American Idol studio. With cluster bombs."
R: "That'd be cool."
T: "I'd definitely tune in to watch that."
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...in the office:
T (to geriatricat): "Uh, Tommy, get out from under the desk. I don't like the way you're nosing around down there."
R (to geriatricat): "Fresh litter, Tommy! The power strip is dangerous!"
T: "And do you have any idea how long the odor of burnt cat ass lingers in a room?"
"T: "And do you have any idea how long the odor of burnt cat ass lingers in a room?""
ReplyDelete....... A lot longer than America will remeber which Idol it loves?
Cat piss, raw or cooked, is hard to trump in the cat egory of "really bad smells". I hope that cat astrophe was averted;)
ReplyDeleteCluster bomb American Idol.... You could put that on Pay-per-View and make a fortune!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would go for precision guided bunker busters, the cluster bombs leave too many un-blown bombs around and have to be cleaned up by EOD.
ReplyDeleteEarl-
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S a show I'd watch: American Idol/Survivor: Rookie EOD Tech! No worries about who gets voted off...... they'll be carried off, instead.