Tuesday, July 08, 2008

It's enough to make a gear snob cry.

Tokarevs, bogus Segway copies, and stylin' knockoff Uncle Mike's drop-thigh rigs.

Chicom SWAT or Food Court Team Six? You make the call.

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  1. I'd want a cup. I'm just sayin'...

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  2. How come they look like ninjas ?

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  3. Is it wrong of me to actually want one of those Chicom Tokarevs?

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  4. What? No tactical wheelbarrows?

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  5. Dean Kamen is digging himself a grave (probably using a swarm semi-sentient nanobots), just so he can roll in it.

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  6. They look like Daleks, only harder to take seriously.

    I note the same problem with stairs, too.

    What's Chinese for "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"?

    gvi

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  7. Double ROTF for your addition of "MAO" to it

    hehehehee

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  8. The Ultimate Mall Ninja only more (or less) professional

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  9. A Swegway cannot be tactical, it has no picatinny rails that I'm aware of.

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  10. Actually, I was thinking it's the ChiCom's attempt at being all-inclusive to their SWAT teams by getting the non-ambulatory members of society involved in the oppressive police state.

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  11. I can almost hear the theme from "SWAT" now...

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