Monday, July 14, 2008

Overheard In The Living Room...

TV Show Narrator: "So how did these seabed rocks wind up hundreds of miles inland and two kilometres in the air? Subduction."

Me: "How's that work? 'Hey, baby! Wanna come way inland and see my fossils?'... Oh, sUBduction. Sorry, my bad."
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:19 AM, July 14, 2008

    God moved them there and buried them with the fake fossil bones to Test Our Faith.(tm)

    No, really. At least that's what I've been told.

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  2. Dr. StrangeGun11:23 AM, July 14, 2008

    And God put those silly ideas into his follower's heads to Test My Patience (tm).

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  3. Mark11:33 AM, July 14, 2008

    Ahhh, squeaky clean sinuses.

    Keyboard, not so clean after that beverage redirection.

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  4. Jay G1:12 PM, July 14, 2008

    Perhaps it was two swallows carrying them on a line between them?

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  5. Anonymous2:47 PM, July 14, 2008

    Yep ... fundamentalist Christians believe that God lies to them.

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  6. Cybrludite2:33 AM, July 15, 2008

    Kristopher,

    Wow. Something on which I can agree with them...

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