I've had like fifteen hits in the last five minutes from people Googling "Porch Girl", for which my "Girls Gone Vile" post is the top result.
What in the hell made a bunch of people scattered across the continent all decide to Google the same phrase at once?
maybe she's related to tub girl
ReplyDelete(and list that among the things I really wish I didn't know about)
I will not Google "tub girl".
ReplyDeleteI will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
I will not Google "tub girl".
Notnotnotnot. Don't wanna know.
Well, is Tam really not going to Google "tub girl"? And I refuse to stick around and find out - she has so many better things to do. Charming all those gun carrying folks into more... shooting fun!
ReplyDeleteDo it, you know you wanna.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're at it, google "lemon party" and "two girls one cup".
Have the brain bleach on hand first.
Word Verification: imymgbh
That's what your mind will babble after googling those keywords...
Chris
Yea, verily, and so from that day forward all incoming links from other blogs to VFTP bore the text "porch girl."
ReplyDeleteGoogle "goatse"
ReplyDeleteand then buy the iPod cover...
You know you want to...
Make that 16. :)
ReplyDeleteThis post and it's comments will verily increase the google pervitude of you blog by an order of magnitude.
ReplyDeleteChris, why do you hate Tam?
ReplyDeleteI have not seen lemon party.
ReplyDeleteI have seen Tub Girl, and I have seen "Two Girls One Cup." You don't want to see them. It's not that you can't take it, or anything, you just aren't going to be glad you saw them.
I know you're eventually going to look anyway, but I had to say it.
For a real answer, I've noticed the email joke about the blonde girl being hired to paint a man's porch, and then telling him when she was done that, oh by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porch- has been making a lot of rounds lately. Maybe people have heard of it and are trying to find a copy.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought.