So, the box on the kitchen counter said "Roasted GORGONZOLA Flavored Oven Crisp Crackers."
Except that when I caught it out of the corner of my eye, I saw "GORGONPALOOZA"...
...and, Shiva help me, my first thought was "Wow! Amy Winehouse is touring with Courtney Love?"
There's a "stoned" joke there somewhere, I just know it....
ReplyDeleteAmy Winehouse is a Gorgon??? Does PETA know this?
ReplyDeleteI don't care who you are...that's funny right there!
ReplyDeleteI laughed until I coughed.
ReplyDeleteGot my first real lol of the day... sad that it's half past nine.
ReplyDeleteThat was good enough to trigger (sic) the automatic marriage proposal.
ReplyDeleteIt does flow a bit better off the tongue than Crack-whore-a-palooza.
ReplyDelete