Thursday, December 11, 2008

Word.

But I do have some news for the people that take issue with me. I’m not just selling guns to racist stormtrooper hillbillies. I’m selling guns to everybody. My customer base looks more like America than Barack Obama’s cabinet. I’ve sold guns to people who don’t speak English. I’ve sold guns to Asians, Blacks, Hispanics, Arabs, Mormons, Catholics, Muslims, Buddists, Wiccans, Lesbians, a Democrat state legislator, the head of a union that supported Obama, and your momma.

Self defense is a Human Right.

3 comments:

  1. Word indeed.

    You and Larry are Snark Twins(TM).

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  2. So ... what happens when the Wonder Snark Twins activate their special powers?

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  3. That paragraph has a killer wrap. Well done.

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