Some lucky dude in Italy has my dream rifle, and wants to know how much it's worth.
Nothing, buddy. You should box it up and send it to me.
It's the only "Holy Grail" gun really worthy of the name; a Remington rolling block with the papal crest, the Keys of St. Peter, right there on the receiver. I mean, if you had to go all Van Helsing on a vampire or something, it would be the absolute shizznit. Plus it has a .50" bore, which would make Sarah Brady cry.
To know that it still lives some where is almost enough, to know that they will soon deliver it to you is a miracle.
ReplyDeleteOh, don't I wish. :(
ReplyDeleteHe was apparently just Googling up prices, and stumbled across my blog.
I suppose the irony of selling my soul for that might be lost on The Creator.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap that's awesome.
ReplyDeleteWV: "inglomas" post Vatican II liturgy...
Brother Percival, bring out the Holy Rolling Block of Antioch.
ReplyDeleteGood for much more than just killer bunnies.
;-)
And this rifle was designed by whom ????
ReplyDeleteWhy, Joseph Rider, of course...
ReplyDeleteNow if we can get some silver bullets cast up, and blessed by the bishop...
ReplyDeleteThanks Tam ... I needed a slap.
ReplyDeleteBrowning designed the Highwall ... I guess I had my stupid flakes this AM.
Does the gunpowder smoke smell like incense?
ReplyDeleteUnh-oh!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother damn Vatican conspiracy movie.
Lesseee..it'd be...
"Rifles for Sister Tam".
Feel free to pick y'r own fave co-starring actor.
You could tell the bad-villains of unspeakable evil from the Batfr Brady HellLovers Cabal to keep their Unholy 'Mitizat's off'n the piece.
"Does the gunpowder smoke smell like incense?"
ReplyDeleteNo, brimstone.