Thursday, March 12, 2009

You know it's dry in here when...

...you lean your carbine against the filing cabinet at VFTP Command Central and a staccato daisy chain of little blue sparks crackles between the drawer and the flash suppressor.

Note To Self: We'll not be doing any RAM upgrades today.

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  1. mix you some cheap fabric softener 50/50 with water and put it in a garden sprayer . A light spray of the carpet will kill the static for days to a week and its easy to re apply .

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  2. "A light spray of the carpet..."

    Hardwood floors at Roseholme Cottage.

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  3. Oh, you can do RAM upgrades as long as you ground yourself to the computer chassis

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  4. Yeah, but it hurts to solder things to your skin.

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  5. No soldering required. http://www.all-spec.com/1/viewitem/TM2220/ALLSPEC/prodinfo/w3path=cat
    Rey B

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  6. Yes, but that's not funny.

    :p

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  7. Remember the USS Mary Rose Oakar.

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  9. Our humidifiers at Casa de' G-98 have been running non-stop since about October. The dogs don't like getting static electricity sparks bridging to their noses...

    (I'm assuming such appliances are running at Roseholm Cottage?)

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