Monday, May 18, 2009

"Dear Random County Board of Education..."

"...I appreciate your offer of a teaching position at William Golding Memorial High, but in light of current developments, I am afraid I must refuse.

Thank you for your consideration..."


Uh-uh and no way. Not with your podium and someone else declaiming.

5 comments:

  1. and according to the mother, the one killed in the shootout was not a bad kid, he was just with the wrong crowd.

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  2. Amazing how you can get two or more mother-described good kids together in one place and they can, Voltron-like, form a bad crowd.

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  3. Look, there is no "oh he was with the wrong crowd." Unless you're a retard, you know the people who you're hanging out with.

    It's like if you're hanging with Tam and you get hit with snark. You knew who you're with, and the possible consequences.

    There is a such a thing as being at the wrong place at the wrong time, but @4am at the EconoLodge with thugs is not it.

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  4. If you're hanging with Petey, you're with the wrong crowd. Just over a month ago, he was picked up on a felony count of theft by taking...

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  5. 'William Golding Memorial High". That's funny right there.

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