THE SWINE FLU is a plot by the right to kill off the poor, the old and anybody that doesn't fit their idea of a good American. Just watch out people, it is going to get worse.Hahaha! Silly crazy person!
Anyway, what worries me is that I didn't get my immunization at my Secret Conspiracy Local #420 meeting last month, and the plot has already leaked out to the Bad Americans.
I was alerted to the leak of our nefarious plan by Barefoot Clown, whose comment is the QotD:
Fortunately for the "bad" Americans, the Republicans are running this conspiracy with all of the skill and competency they've shown for the last eight years.
They left out fat people, the guvermint also wants to kill fat people. It kills the morbidly obese at a much greater rate.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, what worries me is that I didn't get my immunization at my Secret Conspiracy Local #420 meeting last month, and the plot has already leaked out to the Bad Americans.Check your wheelbarrow of cash, Tam. It's supposed to be in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWV: Otener, A 10-billion-FRN note with you-know-who's picture on it, which will be worth Every Bit As Much as a 10-billion dollars Zimbabwe note.
It looks like the Chronicle's editors corrected her spelling. When I saw it the first time, she included the "e."
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's how we'll make pigs fly: launch them out of the fireplace! If you'll excuse me, I'm off to go find a large boiler.
I just remembered I need a new roll of tin-foil next time I go to Safeway.
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