We here at Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP would like to apologize for the error that occurred in our mailroom. It seems that a package intended for one "M. Jackson" was delivered to a "D. Carradine" by mistake. We sincerely hope that this hasn't caused a loss of confidence in the normally excellent service provided by Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP, and we look forward to your continued patronage in the future.
Thank you,
Mgmt.
That's funny right thar!
ReplyDeletePriceless. Just imagine the logo on the truck...
ReplyDelete-=[ Grant ]=-
Oops. :D
ReplyDeleteIt would seem that when the fates were spinning, they applied a bit too much English, huh?
ReplyDeleteI'll confess that I had to look up the name of the third Fate. I'm always thinking "Clotho, Lachesis, and... Atropine? No, that can't be right."
ReplyDeleteIt's like "John, Paul, Ringo... and that other guy," or "Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz... and some dude."
Damn, that hurts.
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Piers Anthony would put in one of his books...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great one Tam.
ReplyDeleteKwai Chang Came.
ReplyDeleteMy money is still on death by misadventure, Bubbles forgot the safe word, I can hear it now , PALAMINO! PALAMINO! PALA...gglluuurrg...thunk.
ReplyDeleteWV: uncrumi ??
Perseus needs to come by and give them a good scare again for that screwup.
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