I take the bear denial/doubt all back (bear stories are related by drunkards to non-natives to make the drunks seem less like feckless slothful drunkards all at the government trough, but "rugged"), there are drunks east of the Mississippi too and apparently they work in television news.
Dregan, I thank you. Have not laughed that hard in a while.
WHy is that the amateur campers & pic-a-nic-ers can find the bears (or is that the bears find them?), but the professional park rangers can't? Maybe the park rangers should start carrying pic-a-nic baskets around.
Other then that, unless the bears pose a VERY SERIOUS mortal danger, keep the campers out of the area for awhile. When the bears find that there's no one to play with (and mooch food from), they'll go elsewhere. Maybe.
What? Come on I wanna try out my new .44 magnum loads!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the report from Cleveland's Channel 8?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45d_1245525349
They're trying to be serious.
I hear the situation is being dealt with: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215411130011543a583880063
ReplyDeleteHokey smokes! Look at the Cleveland video.
ReplyDeleteI take the bear denial/doubt all back (bear stories are related by drunkards to non-natives to make the drunks seem less like feckless slothful drunkards all at the government trough, but "rugged"), there are drunks east of the Mississippi too and apparently they work in television news.
Dregan, I thank you. Have not laughed that hard in a while.
Shootin' Buddy
Dregan, you just caused a laugh riot in this coffee house. I've already played it three times for the regulars. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'll take bears any day over these :
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527024,00.html
I love the quote :
"Why didn't the kitty play nice?"
WHy is that the amateur campers & pic-a-nic-ers can find the bears (or is that the bears find them?), but the professional park rangers can't? Maybe the park rangers should start carrying pic-a-nic baskets around.
ReplyDeleteOther then that, unless the bears pose a VERY SERIOUS mortal danger, keep the campers out of the area for awhile. When the bears find that there's no one to play with (and mooch food from), they'll go elsewhere. Maybe.
B Woodman
III
"Dam' civilians wanna bring guns into my park? Well, I'll just CLOSE my park!"
ReplyDelete"WHy is that the amateur campers & pic-a-nic-ers can find the bears (or is that the bears find them?), but the professional park rangers can't?"
ReplyDeleteI am certain alcohol, or as they would say down there Mr. John Barleycorn, has a lot to do with that.
Through the bottom of a whiskey bottle a stray dog looks like a bear.
Shootin' Buddy
Yup, 8-year-old Evan was probably knocking back a few tequila fannybangers when he "imagined" those eight staples right into his noggin...
ReplyDeleteAnd Glenda Bradley was no doubt killed and eaten by a stray dog...
Knoxville needs to stop letting their cops drink on duty...