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Friday, June 05, 2009
New cabinet level post proposed:
Now that the federal government has more czars than the Romanov dynasty, the Obama administration is thinking about appointing a czar czar, to keep track of all of them.
I am reminded of the (IIRC) Bureau of State Office Bureaus that Massachusetts had/has. Used to be a website (ca. 1997) which has long since disappeared. In fairness, I think they were actually responsible for office furniture.
One czar to rule them all, One czar to find them, One czar to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of DeeCee where the Shadows lie.
The word "czar" really has some cognitive dissonance in tis usage. I vote we adopt "kommisar" instead of czar. It's meaning is far closer to the spirit of the position.
And, of course, as soon as everyone has paid back all of those bailout funds, this "pay czar" post will go away, as there will be no more need for it.
ReplyDeleteI am reminded of the (IIRC) Bureau of State Office Bureaus that Massachusetts had/has. Used to be a website (ca. 1997) which has long since disappeared. In fairness, I think they were actually responsible for office furniture.
ReplyDeleteWe are supposed to be the czar czars, and to exercise our decision making process at the polling booth.
ReplyDeleteSomething has gone terribly wrong with how that works; most people now vote to spend more of other peoples money on themselves.
"....exercise our decision making process..."
ReplyDeleteHe. Hehe. Ha-ha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hee! Snort!
(I laugh to keep from crying...)
They'll have to find someone with the last name "Gabor" to fill that position.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting to see who the Obamas cast as Rasputin, the Mad Monk.
ReplyDeleteOne czar to rule them all,
ReplyDeleteOne czar to find them,
One czar to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of DeeCee where the Shadows lie.
Or are these rather BHO's Nazghul?
The word "czar" really has some cognitive dissonance in tis usage. I vote we adopt "kommisar" instead of czar. It's meaning is far closer to the spirit of the position.
ReplyDeleteIf Obama supervises the Czar Czar ... would that make him a Czar czar czar?
ReplyDeleteAnd will he be doing any kitty propellant commercials?
maybe we can refer to it as a czar czar bunks?
ReplyDeleteKevin said...
ReplyDelete"They'll have to find someone with the last name "Gabor" to fill that position."
No, haven't you heard of Czar Czar Binks?