RX: "I have lost that kitchen timer again."
Me: *presses temples and rolls eyes theatrically* "It... is... on the kitchen counter... to... the left of the sink."
RX: (from kitchen) "Found it!"
Me: "Thanks to my psychic powers!"
RX: "...of knowing where you saw it last."
Me: "Well, that's a psychic power. Kinda."
WHat? No Karnak the Magnificent snark at the end of that conversation?
ReplyDeleteSomeone should make a show about you and your amazing psychic abilities Tam. With roomie as your lovable nervous sidekick. You could solve crimes. It'd be like that show on USA..... What's it called again?
ReplyDeleteYou're not suggesting that psychics are essentially cons who have been playing suckers since the dawn of time, are you? :P
ReplyDeleteJim
I am glad it suffer the untimely fate of your wine bottle opener.
ReplyDeleteIf you were a real psychic, you would have not been so specific.
ReplyDelete"I see... water near by... and somebody close to you is involved... does the initial 'T' mean anyhting to you?"