Me: "It's good to know that not only am I still tops with Google for 'face-eating monkeys' and 'horrible screaming death', but also for 'electric boobs', for some reason."
RX: "I think I'm still number one for 'Brain On Toast'."
Me: "Ewwww!"
RX: "Oh, so 'horrible screaming death' is just peachy but 'brain on toast' is icky?"
You two ladies are tops on my list.
ReplyDeleteeclectic electric boobs.
ReplyDeletesure it does, you don't eat 'horrible scraming death' now do you. . . but brains on toast is just wrong. . . .
ReplyDeleteSadly, you're not on the first page of hits for "colander on face". Come dude named David Colander wrote a book called "The Changing Face of Economics". OTOH, if it is colander-on-face time, the Economy, she has changed. Less need for engraved bumwad, more for brass, lead, and boom powder.
ReplyDeleteWV: amays - what this blog does to me
In some parts of the country "brain on toast" not only isn't icky, it's breakfast.
ReplyDeleteLabRat: And that is why I avoid some parts of the country.
ReplyDeleteFun game. I notice that I am the #1 and #2 result for "dunghill chicken-choker."
ReplyDelete*laughs*