Marko wrote
a post on organ sales once upon a time. As you can imagine, it has received an impressive amount of spam comments in the almost two years since it first went up. I finally couldn't resist leaving
one of my own:
WM, 48, no booze, no cigs, no drugs, willing to sell one (1) kidney for $1,400,000,000,000 to clear up debt.
Contact tgeithner@ustreas.gov.
Sorry, but that's actually shy a couple of trillion.
ReplyDeleteIf "no booze, no cigs, no drugs" is a criterion for marketability, we sure can't consider the Congress, now, can we?
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Once Geithner sold one, I bet we'd see some brisk bidding for the other.
ReplyDeleteWonder what he'd take for his soul?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, too late.
Well, what about that ass? His not yours, Tam, which emits only snark emitter.
Seriously, though, with numbers like that falling out of it, that's a mighty valuable ass...or not; maybe we're better off with the snark. Good one Tam; seems like all those earnest offers over at Marko's would yield a good search term or two in a future safari.
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wv: ences
yes, but vice is nice, too.
"which emits only snark...." durr.
ReplyDeletewv: extude
yes, my 'tude is history.
I'll buy that kidney. Will you take a 3rd party out-of-state bad check?
ReplyDeleteI'll buy that kidney with the security of a FDIC backed mortgage...
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