Friday, January 29, 2010

If all the other kids were getting bitten by zombies...?

Spotted at Breda's:

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

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16 comments:

  1. New Jovian Thunderbolt6:58 PM, January 29, 2010

    I'd be honored to perform Friendships Final Duty on you, if you so desire. But remember I'm not that good a shot...

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  2. Anonymous7:12 PM, January 29, 2010

    1hr 28min

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  3. NotClauswitz8:30 PM, January 29, 2010

    You beat me by three minutes.

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  4. Drang8:37 PM, January 29, 2010

    90 minutes. This seems to be someone's "How healthy are you?" calculator gussied up for the current zombie fad.

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  5. New Jovian Thunderbolt9:05 PM, January 29, 2010

    Oh, it's no fad, Drang...

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  6. Marja9:06 PM, January 29, 2010

    1 hour 20 minutes. I'm fat and middle-aged, but due to my work I get a lot of exercise.

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  7. Anonymous12:59 AM, January 30, 2010

    One hour and eleven minutes.

    Note to self: buy more ammo, canned goods and bottled water this weekend...

    --Wes S.

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  8. Anonymous1:13 AM, January 30, 2010

    1 hour, 41 minutes. I'm thinking the amount of exercise I do bumped my time up a bit.

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  9. Triton3:17 AM, January 30, 2010

    You'd last 1 hour and 11 minutes before becoming infected!

    You could survive for 1 minute, 29 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!

    You could take 46 baboons in a giant dildo fight!

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  10. paulcr398:15 AM, January 30, 2010

    1 hour and 32 minutes, and I do need to exercise a lot more than I do.

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  11. Anonymous8:44 AM, January 30, 2010

    The test is flawed, no gun questions :(

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  12. Canthros9:40 AM, January 30, 2010

    1 hour, 35 minutes. Which mystifies me, because I'm in terrible shape.

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  13. Anonymous9:44 AM, January 30, 2010

    I would last 1 hour 17 minutes.

    That's enough time to read View from the Porch and comment, so who cares...

    Tactical Nuclear Lobster

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  14. Blake12:39 PM, January 30, 2010

    I know a guy who would fail this test so fast it would make your head spin. Of course he is more danger of his toothpaste knocking him off than a zombie.

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  15. Tam9:08 AM, January 31, 2010

    I LOL'ed.

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  16. Anonymous7:34 PM, January 31, 2010

    1:30. That zombie spit must take a while to circulate in a fifties fatass with high cholesterol.

    That's good; I'll have time to fry up some bacon for a BCM (bacon, cheese, mayo) sammich and wash it down with a beer or six. After that it should be a painless demise.

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