RX: "Can you name all seven dwarfs?"
Me: "Dopey, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy... uh... Sleepy, Faith, Hope, Charity... um... Bashful, Thrifty, Brave, Loyal, Reverent... er... Up, Down, Charmed, Strange..."
RX: "I think Sleazy was the one who kept trying to look up her skirt."
It's Doc, the seventh dwarf is Doc.
ReplyDeleteUnless you prefer Grimm's to Disney, I think.
There was an 8th dwarf, Lumpy, but he died of cancer.
ReplyDeleteThere really were scads of dwarves. Sleazy, Wheezy, and Greasy were the "black sheep" of the bunch.
ReplyDeleteYou're one of the few who knows about the 4 lost dwarves. They're not really lost of course, it's just that no one can see them because they're so small.
ReplyDeleteOne day the seven dwarfs were in the bathtub, feeling happy...
ReplyDeleteSo he got out.
Good grief :)
ReplyDeleteJim
Wasn't there a female dwarf named "Leather"?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Anger, Sloth, Greed and Gluttony?
ReplyDeleteTBG
They don't like to be called Dwarfs. The acceptable term is Vertically Challenged- suspension of disbelief Little Imaginary People.
ReplyDelete"I think Sleazy was the one who kept trying to look up her skirt."
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy is the one who succeeded...
Heh, a physics joke in there, too.
ReplyDeleteDidn't they recently add Hopey and Changey? Being fantasy an all ...
ReplyDeleteSounds like Duck Dodgers' version of the Green Lantern oath:
ReplyDelete"In blackest day, in brightest night
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda yadda
...uh, superstitious and cowardly lot...
With liberty and justice for all!"
WV: lense -- whate Kimballe Kinnisone wearse. Seems fitting.
Quark reference.
ReplyDeleteToo cool.
And also the Gladiator biplanes that defended Malta. I think anyways.
ReplyDeleteQuark! Quark!
ReplyDeleteTipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, those are some of the seven Duffs...