Given the state of the economy, my new retirement plan is to buy shares of the jackass that claims to represent my best interests in Congress for what he's worth, and then sell them for what he thinks he's worth.
Given the fact that his P/E ratio makes the business model of the Underpants Gnomes look sensible and well thought-out, I can't lose.
When I think of Carson, I think of "junk bonds", not stocks.
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Is it just me, or did you also love the fact that the URL and the <title> attribute of that page referred to "Carter" instead of "Carson"? :)
ReplyDeleteAndre Carter, er, Carson: forgettable, and yet intolerably stupid!
ReplyDeleteIf you have to choose between jail, a state-run hospital and a box under a bridge, you know I'll bust you out of the first two and help you get your hands on the third, right?
ReplyDeleteHe almost had the score right. Just for the wrong teams. And the colts were picked by Obammao to win. Like everything else, he failed.
ReplyDeleteIf you could buy that whole rat-pack for what they're worth, and sell them for what they think they're worth:
ReplyDeleteYou could pay off the national debt, have money left over, and reduce taxes to a realistic level. And that's AFTER rebuilding all the aging infrastructure in the country.
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