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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Save the mullet!
Not trusting his Aquanetted coiffure to the ravages of the tsunami-that-wasn't, Dog fled for the high ground and rhapsodized about the miracles of nature with Larry King. Easily the most surreal thing I've seen all morning...
I had the Inanityville Monitor set on Foxnooz and sorta listened to the chatter about the impending tsunami doom. The tone of voice of the various newsbubbas and newsbubbettes pretty much told me that as with the period leading up to Desert Storm, they were slobbering away happily at the upcoming scenes of death and destruction. About like anti-CHL people at public hearings.
The anti-climactic three foot swells really changed the tone of voice into disappointment...
A good candidate for eye bleach. The guy just weirds me out.
ReplyDeleteI had the Inanityville Monitor set on Foxnooz and sorta listened to the chatter about the impending tsunami doom. The tone of voice of the various newsbubbas and newsbubbettes pretty much told me that as with the period leading up to Desert Storm, they were slobbering away happily at the upcoming scenes of death and destruction. About like anti-CHL people at public hearings.
ReplyDeleteThe anti-climactic three foot swells really changed the tone of voice into disappointment...
I guess, "Better luck, next time."
Art
I just thank god that Dog's safe, that's all. Whew.
ReplyDeleteHey, I can dig it.
ReplyDeleteGo to high ground, and then root for the body count.
If I was a canine, I'd sue that guy for defamation. (In CA, natch, where the rights of Fluffy and Fido are actually recognized by courts...)
ReplyDeleteWV-unduc: Stand up, the danger has passed
(alt. use: crime drama-speak for 'undercover', as 'perp', or 'unsub')