- Making up your own rank structure for your militia is silly, especially if one of your guys has designated himself Supreme Grand Field Marshal and you don't have enough members to really need a lieutenant yet.
- Shooting the local meter maid is not striking a blow for freedom against the despotic Zionist Illuminati socialist tyrants in Washington, DC, Sparky.
- The person urging you to shoot the meter maid is the FBI plant. The one who suggests you blow the meter maid up instead is probably working for ATF.
- Apparently the Midwest is awash in crazy, racist militia kooks. I'll be sure to keep my head down while picking up asparagus at the Fresh Market today.
Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
I learned that I missed the Feb. militia meeting. Damn.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is the chick in the Butterfinger commercial: "You guys are idiots."
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though: Why do people not understand that if you want to be the oppressed, heroic underdog, you have to wait until they start trying to kill you?
Well, that didn't take long - they've already admitted that the FBI plant built bombs. But I'm still waiting to learn who originally mooted the idea to Kill Kops for Khrist. I'm guessing his paycheck says something about the federal government.
ReplyDelete"Entrapment" is becoming such a quaint, '60s concept.
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ReplyDeleteI'm wondering how far beyond running their mouths these idiotic hoohahs got to? What was their planning for action? I'm thinking they may very well been at the, "First we'll go to Home Depot to get PVC pipe, then we'll go to the grovery store to buy C4 explosive that afternoon. I believe Winn Dixie keeps the high explosive in aisle 5..." level.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with entrapment is that it contains two elements: 1. prohibited conduct product of LEO, 2. person not predisposed to commit said offence.
ReplyDeleteIt's the virgin soul element of entrapment that is always tough sledding.
Shootin' Buddy
I suppose no one took the title of His Imperial Majesty, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, and Elect of God"
ReplyDeleteThat would have been better.
That's my title! How'd you know?
ReplyDeleteNow if I could only get people to join my Militia, the Flyover Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Godly Death. We're so gonna totally win the apocalypse.
"Now if I could only get people to join my Militia, the Flyover Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Godly Death."
ReplyDeleteI'm in.
When do we strike?
Very soon. There's this guy who contacted me on my secret encrypted MySpace page. He said he knows where we can get some bombs and stuff...
ReplyDelete"I suppose no one took the title of His Imperial Majesty, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, and Elect of God"".
ReplyDeleteObama has that one already.
The guy with the plan, the money, the car, the guns, buying the drinks who knows someone who can build bombs is the FBI/ATF guy.
ReplyDeleteWell when it comes to giving myself a rank, I'm all for stockpiling black leather, motorcycles, football shoulderpads, and calling myself the Lord Humungous, warrior of the wasteland.
ReplyDelete"Now if I could only get people to join my Militia, the Flyover Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Godly Death."
ReplyDeleteOh, oh! Me too! Me too!
Well wait, do you guys have moon pies up there? I'm not all Kung Fu studly like Shooting Buddy, but I watch a lot of WWF, so does that count? And I want to be the sniper - do you guys have kool XXXL cammies?
Are plastic colanders okay, or do they hafta be stainless?
ReplyDeleteNote that the Hutaree were a Christian militia, for when the FBI struck, they meekly turned the other cheek rather than going doing in a flaming Odinist Götterdämmerung.
ReplyDeleteThou shalt feel the Gleischaltung baby!
ReplyDeleteJay T,
ReplyDeleteI think I recognize your Avatar..that's a neofascistOMGskinheadnaziracist flag, right?
Chuck:
ReplyDeleteYes. In an underwater way.
I knew it! "Bubbleheads" is really a code word for "neofascistOMGskinheadnaziracists"!
ReplyDeleteTam,
ReplyDeleteDo you have a link to the article describing their rank structure? Tried to search and came up empty handed.
ps - do a google image search for 'reuben'...if you need more incentive than that to get out there and get one I can't help :-(
Sorry I am late. I was busy glueing a horse mane to a motorcycle helmet and putting studs in my elbow pads. What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteGerry
Gerry - did you remember your jock this time? :(
ReplyDeleteWV - squeeita - what Gerry did last time he forgot his jock.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteGot it! Inside or outside?
Gerry
Hi everyone.
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to let you know that there will be a militia meeting Wednesday night at 9. However, we might have to wait outside until the local KKK (#6699, Gay Black Jewish Klansmen for Tolerance and Understanding) finish up their meeting. Just remember to bring your RPGs and machine guns, I'll provide the chips, dip, and APCs.
It occurs to me that a rank structure is not inherently silly, if you're trying to be military.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if you're "serious" and want to comply with the Geneva Conventions, which require "real military forces" (as opposed to unlawful combatants) to be identifiable and have a command structure.
Rank structure? Not silly. Supreme Grand Field Marshal? Silly.
Can I be the Lord High Everything Else?
ReplyDeleteThe People's Front of Illinois is hiring! You should avoid the Illinoisan People's Front, the lousy splitters! The less said about the Popular People's Illinoisan Front, the better...
ReplyDeleteAll your FBI plants are belong to us!
ReplyDeletePut me down to help organize the Pacific Northwest Affiliate Fly-Over Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Godly Death. Although,this being the Pacific Northwest, we probably need to form the Pacific Northwest Affiliate Fly-Over Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Goddessly Death, too...
ReplyDeleteI am already a rigidly intolerant but manically diverse Bay-Aryan - Peninsula Prefecture, Sub-Silicon Valley. No one from SoCal (below Sunnyvale) is allowed - or the East-Bay where flyover-country begins. No man is an island, but only WE are the Peninsula.
ReplyDelete...the Pacific Northwest Affiliate Fly-Over Country Raving Dogs of Righteous Flaming Goddessly Death...
ReplyDeleteSPLITTERS!
Wait, wait...
ReplyDeleteWas that "Raging", like all "Grrr! Angry!" or "Raving", like disco balls and laser pointers and glow-in-the-dark necklaces?
Sigivald,
ReplyDelete"It occurs to me that a rank structure is not inherently silly, if you're trying to be military."
True, but I meant "making up your own" instead of using the one we already have handy, or some near equivalent.
(And if we only have ten guys, nobody gets to be "Brigadier General", no matter how cool it sounds, because everybody will laugh at us when the details get out at the arraignment...)
Reminds me of the NatLamp thing about the Liberian Corporal staging a coup, because, well, if a Sergeant can do it... Then you get PO's PFCs and Privates, too.
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