Have you noticed emaciated figures shambling through your yard?
Does the stench of the crypt pervade your neighborhood?
Is your best friend suddenly acting all strange and trying to chew through your scalp?
Did you know that May is Zombie Awareness Month?
June is awareness month awareness month.
ReplyDelete1, Have you noticed emaciated figures shambling through your yard on their way to vegan joints?
ReplyDelete2. Does the stench of the dope and grilled eggplant pervade your neighborhood?
3. Is your best friend suddenly acting all strange and trying to vote for Obama?
I thought these were all signs of the Broad Ripple Art Fair?
Shootin' Buddy
Wear the grey ribbon.
ReplyDeleteZombiism: an ounce of prevention is worth 1 1/4 ounces of cure.
ReplyDeleteShootin' Buddy beat me to it. My punch line was: "That's just Tuesday in the Fine Arts department."
ReplyDeleteDon't be hatin' on the eggplant, though. That stuff's darn tasty.
They say if you're ready for zombies, you're ready for anything.
ReplyDeleteWhat if you're ready for Commie Hippie Zombie Bears In Runaway Dumptrucks? Is that too ready?
Don't be fooled. Z.A.M. means the Zombies are more aware; it's a veritable banquet of foodstuffs for them in the merry merry month. Gray armband = gray matter...fried eggplant = fried brains.
ReplyDeleteYou see one o' them armbands? That's a zombie right there. Tricky undead bastards.
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Be aware of Citbank, Bank of America and JP Morgan. If they ever mark to market, zombiebanks all.
ReplyDeleteShades of Shootin' Buddy!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
The media never covers this stuff properly.
ReplyDeleteThey completely missed Walpurgis Night last weekend ... Night of the Walrus.
I think I can still see the tusk marks in my back yard.
Zombies!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
Ooops! Damn you clippy!
ReplyDeleteSorry Mr. Foster here be the other Zombies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMPHAE-HpLE