RX: "Eric Holder's on TV, with an expression on his face like he's passing kittens."
Me: "That's his default expression. What's he going on about now?"
RX: "Something about the Taliban or right-wing extremist domestic terrorism or something. Which reminds me, there's a piece on Sarah Palin in the Indy Star..."
Eric Holder shouldn't be allowed near kittens. Or small children. Or heavy machinery. Or...
ReplyDeleteHell, Eric Holder shouldn't be allowed.
Actually, Eric Holder should be required to stand over heavy, rotating machinery, and dangle his tie in it.
ReplyDeleteStranger
Stranger, why stop at his TIE?
ReplyDeleteOkay, the tie thing works for me. But check first to make sure it isn't a clip-on.
ReplyDeleteI had a service manager once who always wore clip-on ties, after a more-than-usually disgruntled customer tried to spin him over his head by his tie. It took a couple of mechanics to reluctantly peel the guy off him. Reluctantly, because the manager wasn't our favorite person either, but strangling him was going a bit far.