If there is an attack from Colombia, Chavez said Sunday, Venezuela would stop supplying oil to the United States, "even if we have to eat rocks" because of the repercussions.You know, this is proof that these tinpot wog dictators really don't believe the "Evil Satan Imperialist" crap they spout about America; if we were the oil-hungry global hegemon they claim we are, we'd have been going 'round the world and walkin' the dog with Chavez already, just like we did with Saddam.
"That would be a response of dignity and high caliber," Chavez said.
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Funny, I don't feel like a Yanqui devil...
So Pugsley is threatening to cut off oil shipments to the US if Columbia attacks his country, because that would be America's fault, just like everything else bad that happens in the world. (You'd think that with him and our current President holding a core belief in common like that, our countries could come to a better understanding.) He's also threatening to "eat rocks", and perhaps to hold his breath until he turns blue.
Frankly, I think the simple logistical considerations dictate we must invade Canada and Mexico to get our precious oil. There are totally roads there instead of needing air or sea transport.
ReplyDeleteMore like the cockroach that squeaked.
ReplyDelete"even if we have to eat rocks" because of the repercussions.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like if the country suffers any hardships he will actually share in them...
I think we just FEED him rocks... and then see if he can swim...
ReplyDeleteLet him drink his own oil, then.
ReplyDeleteBrian J.: If we were to annex Canada and Mexico, our crazy rules would shut down all oil and shale extraction. Turning Mexico and Canada from net oil exporters into importers would only drive the price of oil up.
ReplyDeleteWith the supply of free oil from Citgo shut off, will Joe Kennedy finally have to go out and get a real job?
ReplyDeleteI know, I know...
Personally, I would love to see what Sean Penn would do if Columbia told Hillary and Barry and the UN to Shove It and they cleaned Pugsley's clock. "I'd buy THAT for a Dollar!"
ReplyDeleteWhere IS all that oil we stole from Iraq?
ReplyDeleteHmm. Bush musta took it back to Texas with him, greedy Nazi bastard.
He's worried about a mid-sized Southern Middle Tennessee town attacking him?
ReplyDeleteWell, actually, he would most likely lose that one.
He's got a crab-hole, not a spider-hole.
ReplyDeletelol@TennBudd.
ReplyDeleteI used to live in that mid-sized Southern Middle Tennessee town. Went to McDowell Elementary and Whitthorne Junior High before moving to Va (nearly 25 years ago).
Yeah, if they REALLY BELIEVED we're that power-hungry and evil, they'd keep their damned mouths shut to avoid drawing our interest.
ReplyDeleteLike if the Media Matters weenies actually believed we were as evil as they like to scream.
He can stop selling oil to this country whenever he's ready. There are a few Shit-Go stations near my house and I wouldn't mind them re-branded ASAP as it sucks driving past a gas station to get to the gas station, But I need to be deathly concerned of getting stranded on the highway before I'll stop at one of those shops.
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't know high-caliber (or dignity) if it hit him in the forehead.
ReplyDeleteIt would almost be worth it to start a war just to see him do it.
ReplyDeleteChavez is as tacky and trashy as a chav, I can't see his name without connecting the two:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
I'd approach the word "wog" but I really keep screwing up the balance between humor, history and cute.
I'm better off leaving it there and asserting a deep and long held observation of chav behavior from a variety of perspectives.
Tinpot wog is right on the money.
Heh! She said "wog." I'm afraid I agree with that British soldier who said, "Wogs begin at Calais." Sorry, Staghounds.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm a little more racist toward Chavez than 'Wog'.
ReplyDeleteWith a perfunctory apology to Peter Gabriel "Hydra-Shok the Monkey"
Colombia gets several billion of the rapidly depreciating greenbacks in military aid each year. That's probably what he had in mind..
ReplyDeleteBTW, Pugsley is a great designation for him. I just can't respect a strongman who lets himself go like that....
He's funny. If you want an example of a sinister autocrat, look no further than to general Zia Ul-Haq who set Pakistan firmly on the islamic path..
He had eyes like those of a dead racoon, I swear..