What a perfect place to post my favorite movie scene about shooting trophies. Our hero has just "lost the girl", and is visiting the aunt who raised him to announce his plans for safari...
I have been thinking about organizing safaris where one hunts plush toys. All the better if they are life sized and deftly animated by congresscritters. What rifle for Barney?
For Barney, the correct medicine is "a kick, and a punch, and a bullet to the head". Rifles are fine but not strictly necessary, as Barney succumbs quite nicely to pistol bullets.
Bring enough gun. You have to be able to penetrate at least 4 inches of polyester batting in order to make a humane kill.
ReplyDelete(What? I'm trying to be consistent.)
Here's what he did with the rest of the bear.
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Best. Post title. EVER!
ReplyDeleteWhat a perfect place to post my favorite movie scene about shooting trophies. Our hero has just "lost the girl", and is visiting the aunt who raised him to announce his plans for safari...
ReplyDeleteI have been thinking about organizing safaris where one hunts plush toys. All the better if they are life sized and deftly animated by congresscritters. What rifle for Barney?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Barney Extinct?
ReplyDeleteIf not, then it takes a big purple meteor...
"Isn't Barney Extinct?"
ReplyDelete- Not extinct enough
"If not, then it takes a big purple meteor..."
- there are more subtle means
WRONG. In every way.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Build-A-Bear Workshop has a head-only option? My daughter worked there one Christmas season. I'll ask her.
ReplyDeleteMr. Noggle asks "How much would you pay...?"
ReplyDeleteCabelas says, "About thirty bucks."
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ReplyDeleteFor Barney, the correct medicine is "a kick, and a punch, and a bullet to the head". Rifles are fine but not strictly necessary, as Barney succumbs quite nicely to pistol bullets.
ReplyDeletewv: "bashi". HA!