"Steak and eggs...prepared by a gorgeous woman. *sigh*
Sadly, I do most of the cooking around here. Where did I go wrong?"
I would be perfectly happy with cooking a steak and eggs breakfast for a gorgeous woman. I just can't seem to find one who will put up with me long enough to get to that point.
I once used the wrong code word when ordering breakfast at the local Nations, and got a hamburger patty instead of a sausage patty on my pancakes and eggs. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
Ain't it cool!
ReplyDeleteSteak and eggs...prepared by a gorgeous woman. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteSadly, I do most of the cooking around here. Where did I go wrong?
Just because she's about to be published author, doesn't mean she's not already an author.
ReplyDelete"Steak and eggs...prepared by a gorgeous woman. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteSadly, I do most of the cooking around here. Where did I go wrong?"
I would be perfectly happy with cooking a steak and eggs breakfast for a gorgeous woman. I just can't seem to find one who will put up with me long enough to get to that point.
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I woke up late and hate to skip breakfast... now I'm reeaallllyyy hungry.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't mind cooking a Western omelette for a gorgeous woman on, say, a Sunday morning...which, being married, I do on a fairly regular basis.
ReplyDeleteI just wish she'd cook me steak and eggs in return once in a while :)
I once used the wrong code word when ordering breakfast at the local Nations, and got a hamburger patty instead of a sausage patty on my pancakes and eggs.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a pleasant experience.