Saturday, April 16, 2011

Overheard in the Office:

RX: (From Down The Hall) "Huh. The *mumbleumble* pencil was invented by a gentleman from Indiana."

Me: "The 'demonic pencil'?"

RX: "The PNEUMATIC pencil."

Me: "'The graphite in this stylus came from the very bowels of Beelzebub himself!'"

8 comments:

  1. "'The graphite in this stylus came from the very bowels of Beelzebub himself!'"

    He must have an awfully small sphincter...

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  2. and might need a wee bit more fiber in his diet.

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  3. So does that mean that The Trashmen were mistaken and the word was in fact turd?

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  4. That's not graphite! ewww!!!

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  5. A pneumatic pencil? Do tell.

    Jim

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  6. Jim: I may scan it up for Retrotechnologist; it replaces the Edison electric pen.

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  7. ...approved as Official Democratic Party Writing Instrument.

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  8. I wasn't planning to comment, but the captcha is

    GLOLREM

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