Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I warn you people and I warn you people...

...about the imminent danger of face-eating monkeys, but do you listen? Nooo...

Seriously, how obvious does this peril have to be before you face up to it?

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14 comments:

  1. Keads6:15 PM, May 11, 2011

    I've got the stainless steel colander for the face and a new shotgun! I AM paying attention! Sheesh!

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  2. Armed Texan6:43 PM, May 11, 2011

    Monkeys and apes are completely different creatures. Monkeys have tails and spy on you for the nazis while apes have no tails and evolve into sentient beings who enslave Moses after the nuclear apocalypse.

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  3. Guffaw in AZ6:46 PM, May 11, 2011

    Face up to it! HA!

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  4. Anonymous9:55 PM, May 11, 2011

    Face up to it? Sorry, saving face is ever so much more important than you know, losing face.

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  5. kx5910:17 PM, May 11, 2011

    Bwahahahahha. snork...bwahahahahha
    wheeze. Man I needed a good laugh.
    ..face eating monkeys....

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  6. Robin10:29 PM, May 11, 2011

    That chimp wouldn't crack the windshield on my car twice, that's all I'm saying.

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  7. Robert Langham11:56 PM, May 11, 2011

    I'm shocked at the lack of deadly response by the LEOs.
    Usually they are hot to make their bones. A chimp busting your windshield would be way more provocation than police protocol requires.

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  8. Ted12:52 AM, May 12, 2011

    "And best of all I don't pay property tax!"

    For some reason, that one line from the BJ and the bear theme song always stuck. Given 1970's California, I think I finally understand.

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  9. Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me)12:55 AM, May 12, 2011

    LEOs are only allowed to make their bones on citizens; not chimps.

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  10. Cond00113:56 AM, May 12, 2011

    Maybe the Police just didn't understand his, pain, Tam. Living in a cage, being not allowed into the city limits. No wonder he went ape!

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4220884.ece

    I say we grant him legal rights, perhaps citizenship. Maybe even a social worker to help the cimp with his horrible burden of discrimination against monkees

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  11. Jay G8:55 AM, May 12, 2011

    Wow, that story is just bananas...

    (sorry, I just had to...)

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  12. Anonymous11:35 AM, May 12, 2011

    Oook!



    Rusty

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  13. Anonymous12:02 PM, May 12, 2011

    If he started fling poo I bet the Popo would have lit its ass up.

    Gerry

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  14. Kristophr12:34 PM, May 12, 2011

    Robert: If it was a raging Pomeranian, the police would have shot the snot out of it.

    Apparently they had no SOP for face eating monkeys.

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