The pictures started to come in from my correspondents in Lafayette, IN, home of renegade cows that need to be taken down by the SWAT team and giant Guinness pints that fall off parade floats:
Obviously Captain America was on the loose somewhere in Tippecanoe county!
Don't the Superhero Guild Laws require you to have a secret Fortress of Solitude or a Batcave or that fancy prep school where the X-Men hang out or whatever? Perhaps Cap's is somewhere here in Hoosierland!
Or maybe this was just a garden variety crazy, a species with which Indiana is abundantly stocked, ever since the DNR decided to reintroduce them back in the '30s, along with whitetail deer?
As it turns out, there is a method to Captain America's madness...
You go, Allen!
Hmm....cognitive dissonance or something: When I saw that pic of Captain America I heard the opening of "Team America"
ReplyDeleteAMERIIIIICA....AMERIIIIICA!! AMERICA...F-yeah!
Some people do indeed put their money where their mouth is. Wounded vets are folks for whom there's a lot of talk-the-talk and damned little walk-the-walk. Good for Captain America...
ReplyDelete...this on the heels of superman renouncing his citizenship.
ReplyDeleteComin to save the MF day yeah!
God Bless him.
ReplyDeleteI pray he doesn't get jacked by some human detritus out there.
No comment about a fortress from this compound outside of Lafayette, well stocked with ammunition and multiple weapons of the type used by my native American ancestors......
ReplyDeleteOf course any self-respecting Superhero must have a hideout.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think Mayor Ballard is so proud of those dozens of miles of tunnels that they are building/adding on to in Indy? The Mayor claims that it is about rainwater run off but is actually part of the Turtleplex of Zippy the Turtle, with a wing for Salamander Boy.
Shootin' Buddy
If he's crazy... he's my kind of crazy.
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