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“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Warning: Contents May Cause LOLing.
Do not play this video anywhere where you might get in trouble for gasping, helpless shrieks of laughter with tears running down your cheeks and stuff...
Tam, he has been known to have a trooper hold his belt so he can lean waaaayyyy out on the balcony to get a proper bead on a squirrel. Well, before said balcony was burned down...
He may not be a perfect man, but he's more a Man than what we've had thrust upon us.
(And he doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't link that on his own Youtube page...)
Y'know, if he'd link that himself, it would end any doubt about voting for him. We haven't had a president who could mock himself since... Actually, since George W Bush, who gave a speech once that consisted of readings from that book of George W Bush-isms. ("I have no idea what I was trying to say...")
Luckily my office is cinder block construction surrounded by pallets of 55 gallon steel drums. My LOLing never escaped the area! And there WAS LOLing!
ReplyDeleteThat. Is. So. Wrong.
ReplyDeleteI managed to keep it to muffled snorts until he got to "Ice cream.", and then I lost it. :D
ReplyDeleteIf he would promise to talk like that in office, not only would he win but he would be the most coherent politician in D.C.
ReplyDeleteI *seriously* had tears in my eyes and gasping for air here in my shared 'bullpen' of a cube at Megasupercorporation.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even finish the whole thing because I was laughing too hard for work.
ICE CREAM!
Thanks for the warning. I carefully set my water bottle off to the side before clicking play.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Must have Sgt play for his sec team. I guarantee even the man himself would cackle.
ReplyDeleteFinally a candidate is making sense to me!
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG! Must breathe!
ReplyDeleteTam, he has been known to have a trooper hold his belt so he can lean waaaayyyy out on the balcony to get a proper bead on a squirrel. Well, before said balcony was burned down...
ReplyDeleteHe may not be a perfect man, but he's more a Man than what we've had thrust upon us.
(And he doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't link that on his own Youtube page...)
"Bitch ... just zip it."
ReplyDeleteY'know, if he'd link that himself, it would end any doubt about voting for him. We haven't had a president who could mock himself since... Actually, since George W Bush, who gave a speech once that consisted of readings from that book of George W Bush-isms. ("I have no idea what I was trying to say...")
ReplyDeleteKill all comment spammers.
ReplyDeleteThis is what those of us who have lost a lot of our hearing have been going through. Have pity.
ReplyDeleteDamn I laughed. And laughed.
"You can try my Kwanza CDs. They're not yours, and you don't have to take any of 'em."
Haw.
That has been hijacked for ThunderTales. I cannot tell a lie. I'll give you credit though because I am an honorable man.
ReplyDelete"...Hot, yellow Kool-Aid..."
ReplyDeleteSo, Barry's crowd should like it just fine then.
Oh, hell, they'll claim this is a verbatim recording.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a campaign speech written by Bob Dylan on drugs.
ReplyDeleteThat is beyond hilarious!
ReplyDelete"I want you to build me a small doghouse"
As one with hearing loss that reads lips, this is pure gold. Seriously, this is the reason why we just sometimes smile and nod.
ReplyDeleteBobG wrote: "by Bob Dylan on drugs."
ReplyDeleteRedundancy alert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0&feature=player_embedded#!
ReplyDeleteAnother one for the Prez
It's the hair. The hair has invaded his entire head and is now speaking through his mouth!
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