Me: "God, what a mayoral race. You've got one candidate getting get-out-the-vote endorsement calls by Bill Clinton, and the other getting 'em from Rudy Giuliani. And they both think that's a good thing!"
RX: "Well, they're robocalls..."
Me: "Of course they're robocalls! Can you imagine how that would go down live? 'Hey, Mrs. Goldstein. This here's Bill Clinton. How you doin'?'"
RX: "'...what're you wearin'?'"
are you nekkid?
ReplyDelete...You really have to imagine Tam doing a pretty good, if higher-register, imitation of the former President's hoarse and ingratiating whine to get the full impact....
ReplyDeleteDamnit, Og beat me to it.
ReplyDeletere OG: "I am - guess how I dialed the phone..."
ReplyDeleteAren't politics already at a low enough level in this country withouut you two making them even worse? Pffvvbbffth!
ReplyDeleteYah, I know, nobody listens to people like us.
I was talking to some of the people I go to church with the other day about which Republican candidate for President sucks the least. We could not agree on that, but we did agree that they all pretty much suck, in one way or another.
What time is Mister Goldstein getting home? Need someone to deliver a pizza for you?
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