That's a heck of a family bus right there. I could definitely drive a station wagon like that.
Speaking of Brunei, have you seen the... er, I guess you'd call it the "logo" of their armed forces? It looks like they hired a former heavy metal album cover illustrator who had retired and was airbrushing tee-shirts out of a trailer to design it. Still, it needs more skulls. And some lightning bolts. And maybe a snake. And some dice. And a tiger.
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The snakes should be going through the eyes of the skull. And there needs to be a dagger sticking out of the skull.
ReplyDeleteYou laugh, infidel, but just wait till the Winged Anchors come crashing through YOUR roof!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least it's a step above the average tinpot dictator. Those guys (especially the subSaharan ones, for some reason) have all the design sense of an nine-year-old who got into his back-from-boot-camp big brother's duffel.
ReplyDeleteI can't recall seeing a two-door wagon design that I disliked, and that's no exception. I wonder if the prince insists on "shooting brake" instead? He probably doesn't know a single person who'd tease him for buying a "grocery getter..."
ReplyDeleteI love wagons, but I just don't think I'd feel right throwing a bloody deer carcass in the back of that thing, what with the whole "upholstery more expensive than my house" vibe going on. And still worse, putting actual children in there?
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"The snakes should be going through the eyes of the skull. And there needs to be a dagger sticking out of the skull."
ReplyDeleteDude, when I get my private army, I am so coming to you for unit patch suggestions. :D
I see a trip to Brunei in the cards for Jeremy, Richard, James, and The Stig...
ReplyDeleteAnd flames! Winged skulls with snakes and daggers just cry-out for flames. Everything looks better with flames - but the Arabic script can sometimes (often?) double for flames.
ReplyDeleteAll we got around here are Samoan kings who drive big dorky SUV's, because they need all the retail suspension that comes with it.
No! Dica che non è così! Dica che Enzo non lascerebbe mai che un tal abominio esista. Aumenterebbe dalla tomba e raze la fabbrica a macerie in primo luogo!
ReplyDeleteCheck out Zambian Jump Wings, they've got your skull, no snakes though.
ReplyDelete"Dude, when I get my private army, I am so coming to you for unit patch suggestions. "
ReplyDeleteI gotcha covered like a jimmy hat. I got an infantry insignia you'll love.
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Moar skulls!!!1
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