The instructions on the Patio burrito instruct one to "wrap loosely" in a paper towel when microwaving. I thought about cooking a second one, changed my mind, balled up the paper towel in my hand, then changed my mind again and wrapped the now-wrinkled towel loosely around the burrito-flavored texturized food product. Setting the microwave, I wander back towards the office.
Meanwhile, Bobbi goes into the kitchen...
RX: "What are you cooking?"
Me: "Huh?"
RX: "It looks like you're microwaving a used kleenex!"
Used Kleenex might be just as good.
ReplyDeleteUsed kleenex doesn't come with Beans and Cheese. Or maybe it does....
ReplyDeleteNUMMY!
ReplyDeleteBTW - they improve markedly when actually fried and served with enchilada sauce, like a chimichanga!
Guffaw, you may have just posted the next Holy Gospel. Someone Saint this man immediately!
ReplyDeletetweaker
Last place I worked, Used Kleenex was a Big Seller in the "Wheel of Death" Sammich vending machine.
ReplyDeleteI just toss mine unopened into the microondas for two minutes on high. Slice open, insert thick slice of sharp cheddar, and enjoy.
ReplyDeleteWV: knigstr. "Patio burritos: a meal fit for a kingstr."
Aaaaand I typoed the captcha. Kinda killed what wasn't all that funny a joke to begin with.
ReplyDeleteWV: remou. I can't remou the typo in the previous comment.
Why microwave? Because boiling would just ruin it...
ReplyDeleteI sure hope Guffaw is talking about frying burritos and not used kleenex.
ReplyDeleteJust straight traditional open one end and leave in the wrapper 10 pm length-of-the-state roadtrip style for me. Wrapping in paper towels usually sees some of the tortilla stick to the paper towel, and get pulled off.
ReplyDeleteMike James
Microwaving a used kleenex is apparently not a routine thing in your household. I wonder, how do you disinfect yours for re-use without microwaving them?
ReplyDeleteLove lots - Gaia worshipping "family cloth" user
@ goober...
ReplyDeletei just let mine air dry, when there are enough of them i use them as paper mache for the life size statue of hopey changey i'm donating to the
local art fair as an auction item...
Dadgum. Apparently Wal-Mart has these. *Sigh* Tomorrow, I shall secure a couple and see what I think.
ReplyDeleteguffaw, gotta know if that's deep-fried or pan fried.
ReplyDeletewv: nombel. When training for eating, some people will use a nombel.