I may have mentioned before that one of the more entertaining parts of my morning is overhearing the rambling chatter that comes out of the shower while my roomie is alone in there with nothing but her inner mental dialogue, which occasionally burbles over into outer mental dialog. For example, this is what just wafted over the metaphorical transom:
RX: "Today on Battle of the Bands, it's The Dave Clark 5 versus SEAL Team 6! Oh, no! Dave is down! It looks like a headshot..."
Ooo
kay, then...
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Please post video next time.
ReplyDeleteOkay, but them Navy guys (man, they wield a mean axe) insist on havin' their faces blurred out, and that means more time in Editing.
ReplyDeleteAnd in sports news, Seacaucus seven, Butterfield eight.
ReplyDeleteWriters! :)
ReplyDeleteFolks, it's now the Dave Clark 4...make that 3...um, 2...Well, that's it for the Dave Clark 5, Ladies and Gentlemen, give the boys a big hand! The winners of the Battle of the Bands, playing their hit Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Seal Team 6!
ReplyDeleteWilliam and Mary 6, Nick and Tony 28
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, we're all channeling George Carlin!
Free the Indianapolis 500!
ReplyDeleteThey do make water proof web cams.... Just a thought..
wv - upers - like you need them... Oh wait, northern Michigan comes to mind.
Does she do weather and traffic on the 8's?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if either of you are old enough, but in 1980 there was a Dr. Demento skit called, "Death Jam '80"..."Over 50 bands, over 400 musicians, perform live on stage...ALL AT THE SAME TIME!"
ReplyDeleteLater: "Tickets available at Lee's Liquors, Lou's Liquors, Lim's Liquors, Lukie's Liquors, Bob's Beer & Wine, and Joe's Ammo World."
It was hilarious, and perhaps she just touched on the successor, "Death Jam '12".
You have failed to report that the DC5 actually won, though posthumously. They utterly routed ST6 in the music and fashion parts of the competition, which were held first.
ReplyDeleteAnd even in CQB, Lenny and Dave's improvised guitar string and drum stick garrotte managed to take one Seal down.
Pretty good, considering that two of the Five have been deadfor several years!
And have either of you seen Series 7: The Contenders?
ReplyDeleteJust 'cause her initials are RX does NOT mean she should be self medicating.
ReplyDeleteThen again, she does seem to be enjoying those occasional vertical periods of life.
25 or 6 to 4?
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