In the wake of the most accurate SEAL movie ever, this Hollywood effort is sure to be a hoot:
The misfits of SEAL Team 6, with the Troubled Rebel played by Charlie Sheen and the Brave Female SEAL played by Demi Moore, are energized by the arrival of a new commander, call sign "POTUS", played by Denzel Washington, who whips them into shape in preparation for leading them all on the mission of their lives.
Terrorists will tremble when they face the wrath of POTUS and SEAL Team 6!
You forgot the gay SEAL team member, played by Richard Simmons.
ReplyDeleteHe's not a Hollywood trope. Yet.
ReplyDeleteThe fucking propaganda machine has been left on for the whole 4 years, although admittedly they are now officially overclocking it.
ReplyDeletecan i get defragz pleez
Don't forget the 'corpseman' in case somebody gets a bullet in the shoulder.
ReplyDeleteI heard that the whole thing just got pushed back to December release by Sony, so all that classified info releasing will not make it into the theaters in time for the elections. We'll have to wait a whole 'nuther month to watch our President jump into Pakistan by himself, take out terrorists and the Big Laden himself while Team 6 piddles around outside looking for a way into the compound while accidentally taking out one of their own choppers with a carelessly handled thermite grenade. Or something like that.
ReplyDeleteJust wait until you see the epic kung-fu match between POTUS and Bin Laden, where OBL's crane style is nothing agains POTUS' Megabucks-fu.
ReplyDeleteSeal Sergeants? I see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteYou're all so cynical. I'm sure they know exactly what they're doing, and that political considerations or self-aggrandizement never once crossed any of their exulted minds.
ReplyDeleteI heard that on NPR so I know it's true.
I know you think you're joking, but think of what Hollywood would have done with "Air Force One" if Obama had been President at the time.
ReplyDeleteAmuses me no end how much someone who obviously hates the military so much loves to take credit for them doing their jobs.
ReplyDeleteEvery man in DevGRU now has relatives at risk of terrorist attack.
ReplyDeleteObama needs a blanket party.
Oh, and Larry's Monster Hunter Legion is available today as an eARC at Baen.
ReplyDeleteTime to load the iPad.
Looks like Act of Valor DVD release is June 5th.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some famous internet people should call for a buy-cott, with a side of ignore that noise over there...
I am with AM, but late since I went to the range and shot some rounds with my pistols.
ReplyDeleteHighest compliment paid to our real military heroes: We are going to have trouble finding good actors to play your pain and effort well enough for accuracy but not enough to turn away the audience.
There never is music playing when I sweat and grunt and work hard to kill and still stay alive... they have no idea.
Air Force One left me very proud of my country.
ReplyDeleteThen I remembered the President was Bill Clinton...
So, With how anti-America most of Hollywood is, Think that leak had anything to do with how so many of the OBL raid guys are dead already?
ReplyDeleteBobby,
ReplyDelete"...how so many of the OBL raid guys are dead already?"
Really? When did that happen?!?