Thankfully, FedEx craftily found a way to make a buck off my verklemptness: Look what I found at
He rode home in the passenger seat of the Zed Drei with a big, happy grin on his face, safe from evil FedUPS drivers...
Incidentally, not having been in a
back in the day, so I took a picture with my phone, but couldn't figure out how to send it to Ma Bell back in the '80s...
I'm sure my thumb drive picked up stuxnet, which will now attack the weapons-grade uranium centrifuges in the basement... (ATTENTION NSA: THAT WAS A JOKE.)
How does the Purse I mean Turse Wookie feel about the FedUPS Frog?
ReplyDeleteNSA (No Such Agency) has forwarded your subversive post to the correct branch of NSH (No Sense of Humor) for appropriate disposition.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking probably Predator drones.
She's already under attack!! See today's Day by Day strip.....that was quick! JohninMd(help?)
DeleteCan I ship you some of the real ones in my little 3 ft diameter pond. All the way from tadpoles to adults. Ohshit it's raining again! That will bring another several hundred frog eggs! It's a plague I tell you. :_))
ReplyDeletefinally.
ReplyDeleteI was seriously sick of renting time on a computer at kinkos, just so I could open my damn PDF file that I've formated for printing.
not sick enough to buy my own color laser printer though.
-SM
I upload my pdfs to Fedex Office Online, load up a coupon scraped from the intertubes and, an hour later, I get an email saying there's a box of staple and sorted docs waiting for pickup.
ReplyDelete"(ATTENTION NSA: THAT WAS A JOKE.)"
ReplyDeleteOh, sure, you say that, but I can easily visualize weapons-grade uranium centrifuges following Roberta X home from a hamfest.
"They were such a good deal! And they're great for cooking!"
There are drones already after her! I saw it in the comic strip!
ReplyDeletesemtex president jihad tea party greenpeace
ReplyDeleteI can haz flying car?
ReplyDeleteNot much of a joke since the follow up to Stuxnet piggy backed on MS Windows Update ...
ReplyDeleteYou are not allowed to have a sense of humor. It isn't issued to government lackeys so they don't want you to have it either.
ReplyDelete...You know, there are parts of the beasement Tam has never seen...
ReplyDeleteAlso, cartoon frogs? No. Cartoon Frogs are Wrong. Doubters need look no further than Michigan Frog and the doom he brought on his finder.
Great, so Tam is denying having weapons grade centrifuges hard at work down there in the basement.
ReplyDeleteThis of course, calls for sanctions and harsh words! from the administration.
Along with several millions of taxpayer's money fulled as graft-ridden U.N. dollars in support of Tam's "Neutrons for Food" program.
I'm unsure if the recipient is required to wear silly uniforms, mirrored sunglasses and subscribe to Megalamaniac's Monthly, but it is the norm with such things.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Well, Jim, it is Roberta that isn't denying ...
ReplyDeleteAnd if anyone does have 'em, in Indianapolis, its Roberta.
>And if anyone does have 'em, in Indianapolis, its Roberta.
ReplyDeleteWell I could see perhaps a vintage Calutron, maybe picked up at a hamfest or somewhere...
-SM
Even if it is just discarded, spent fuel rods from Three Mile Island, a basement is nothing to joke about.
ReplyDeleteI mean, when was the last time you heard about the basement at the White House? I rest my case.
Basements should be properly reserved for massive coal-fired furnaces, unused treadmills, and rough shelving full of jars of canned veggies and fruits, and cherished paperback books. Maybe a play area for the grandkids.
Ah, the Michigan Frog is pain. True that. As far as wandering into FexUPS land? UPS is a bit more laid back here for delivery. The other, not so much. The FedEx Kinkos thingy here vexes me hard however.
ReplyDeleteback to the 80s? I think that involves a strange hot tub in a decapitated hotel...
ReplyDeleteCool on the little froggy! I love it when companies are smart enough to make something REALLY cute...AND make you something to snuggle!
Speaking of Snuggle, back in those 80s Lil'Weer'd was snuggling up to a snuggles fabric softener bear.
Commercials made life!
NOT 1911Man;
ReplyDeleteSounds like great fridge-magnet haiku. Throw together random words on The List; arrange to suit; instant blank verse! BYOM (Bring Your Own Meaning.)
M
Have you check the frog for a transmitter yet? It's probably tied directly to the orbiting NRO satellite.
ReplyDeleteGerry
Does it sing if you squeeze it?
ReplyDeleteThat's why I leave all my SCADA systems safely connected to the Internet. Then I don't have to wonder if they might be getting pwn3d ...
ReplyDeleteI think that I am the only one to notice.....no seat belts on the passenger...good thing the IMPD was either sober that day or too drunk to notice. Instant $75 dollar fine for no passenger belts.
ReplyDeleteCentrifuges?
ReplyDeleteBy golly, it's a good thing that the No Such Agency doesn't know about the Class IV superconducting quantum explosive matrix primer for weapons grade Special Nuclear Material that my neighbour up the block has hidden in his attic.
There.
That should get some attention away from Tam. :D