I was the nasty person who almost got the state of California to declare Di-Hydrogen Monoxide a hazardous substance.
They actually sent a person from the prosecutor's office up to Oregon to interview me in an effort to hang a perjury charge on me.
After listening to me tell him for 20 minutes all about the real dangers of Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, he gave up and left ... I think the barely controlled laughter by the two OSP cops who were there to watch encouraged him to leave early.
But RX will only cause cancer if she is IN the state of california. Outside of it, we're safe. Oh, and 99% of people with cancer have used toilet paper, I'm pretty sure that's the real cause.
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The t-shirt would require a separate Prop 65 warning on the tag to legally be sold in California.
ReplyDeleteI know that reading your stuff makes my brain grow.
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ReplyDeleteI was the nasty person who almost got the state of California to declare Di-Hydrogen Monoxide a hazardous substance.
ReplyDeleteThey actually sent a person from the prosecutor's office up to Oregon to interview me in an effort to hang a perjury charge on me.
After listening to me tell him for 20 minutes all about the real dangers of Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, he gave up and left ... I think the barely controlled laughter by the two OSP cops who were there to watch encouraged him to leave early.
I'll just leave this here...
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Wouldn't Roberta require the tag? I'd like to see Tam sew it on.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Love it when they say something like "known to cause cancer in lab rats". Well...quit feeding it to lab rats, then, ya sadistic bass-turds!
ReplyDeleteI can tell you all, with a wee modicum of certainty, just what causes cancer:
ReplyDeleteLaboratory rats.
Cheers. ;)
The scientific studies prove laboratory experiments cause cancer in rats.
ReplyDeleteLife causes cancer.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want on my t-shirt is,
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You should a fully Gruntled ex-employee.
ReplyDeleteDon't allow an employer's bad decisions cause your damage to your state of gruntlement.
I want one also. Group-buy per chance?
ReplyDeleteBut RX will only cause cancer if she is IN the state of california. Outside of it, we're safe. Oh, and 99% of people with cancer have used toilet paper, I'm pretty sure that's the real cause.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see it on a pint glass.
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