Sunday, January 27, 2013

"At Camp David, we go skeet shooting all the time."

When asked if he has ever fired a gun, the President goes all Canadian girlfriend, claims he shoots "all the time" at Camp David.

Yeah, sure, he was busting clays with Lennay Kekua.

Pics or it didn’t happen, Urkel.
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39 comments:

  1. Next, he'll be asking, "Where kin I git me a huntin' license?" for the cameras.

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  2. I hope it's not with an 11-87 Premier Skeet. That's a deadly semi-automatic!

    Run Michelle!

    Gerry

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  3. He may show up to go, I mean, during hunting season, but he won't bother with a license.

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  4. Yeah,I'm reminded of a couple elections ago,one of the candidates trying to impress the gun lobby made a comment like"Heck yeah I have a shotgun,I go moose hunting all the time."
    How dumb do these guys think we are?
    Bill

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  5. Skeet shooting is a good activity when one is not hunting the wild arugula with a larger caliber.

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  6. Dang it, now I have to clean milkshake off of my laptop...

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  7. I doubt mom jeans could handle anything that recoils more than a .410

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  8. Secret Service has taken Barack shooting more than several times.

    The first time was the federal range on top of the fed building in downtown Chicago which hosts a LE range. I am told Barack's first experience with a pistol was an experience in itself, but as an educated man he was a quick study.

    Shootin' Buddy

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  9. So, how many people did he muzzle, Shootin' Buddy?

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  10. "Skeet shooting". So, that's what they're calling it these days...

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  11. I wonder if John Kerry will loan him
    that pristine camo barn coat...

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  12. Maybe Babbling Joe can lend him an assault Perazzi O/U for a photo op?

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  13. "Mr. President, could you, for the edification of the press, point out which of these common objects you would say is the 'skeet'?"

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  14. To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me to find out that he actually went skeet shooting at Camp David. With the right crowd, I imagine that's a lot like playing golf, and I don't doubt that he does a lot of schmoozing.

    I think his provincialism is showing a tad when he argues 'the reality of guns' is 'different' in urban areas than rural ones, but never considers that the laws are almost always different, too.

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  15. I'm not sure about this one... and concur, no pics, no truth!

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  16. I doubt he does much Skeet Shooting, doesn't want to get
    the PETA people
    upset, besides Skeets are mighty
    hard to cook up. Michelle might
    feel they are not healthy eating.
    You also need a passel of Skeets for a decent meal. ATB
    DAVE S....

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  17. Yeah, Canthros, I caught that, too. It's different, but here's a one-size-fits-all "solution" [sic]. If I was 'Bama, that's the divide and conquer strategery [sic] I would use (urban vs rural).

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  18. He is probably thinking of the time he went SNIPE hunting at Camp David.

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  19. Anon 5:23- Why not? After all, Biden's been the guest at more snipe hunts than just about anybody. Seems reasonable he'd invite Obama along.

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  20. " Anonymous TV in WI said...

    I wonder if John Kerry will loan him
    that pristine camo barn coat..."


    Which would go so well with Hillary's "Duck rifle."

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  21. Remember during the 2008 campaign when Obama claimed that he considered entering the military after college but decided not to, since we weren't in any wars at the time?

    Of course that little detail never made it into either of the two autobiographies he wrote.

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  22. I don't normally say "pics or it didn't happen," but this time, yes.

    Better yet, video.

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  23. Um...does this count as a pic?

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/01/barack-obama-believes-second-amendment-was-meant-to-protect-hunters/

    :P

    --Wes S.

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  24. I found the video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztf4hcGrB4&sns=em

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  25. There's a song about fake Canadian girlfriends.

    It was on Broadway and everything, and so your liberal friends will totally laugh and everything.

    Totally.

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  26. "DEADLY HIGH-CAPACITY ASSAULT WEAPONS USED IN MONTANA KILLINGS: 268 DEAD, 55 WOUNDED-HORSE IS LONE SURVIVOR"

    People pushed to the wall resist the legitimate government. Imagine that!

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  27. Vanderboegh of Sipsey Street had great snark for this: "killing people with drones doesn't count"

    http://sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com/2013/01/riiiight-barack-obama-i-go-shooting-all.html

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  28. That shaved Wookie he is married to would not let Barack The Wimpy kid near a gun

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  29. Barry, show up at Blogorado or Boomershoot or Lucky Gunner or Northeast Blogshoot and we'll see how well you really shoot.

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  30. If he did actually shoot a shotgun, do you think he held it at arms length, sideways, and kept pulling the trigger until all the innocent bystanders were on the ground bleeding?

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  31. Of course the president shoots.

    Did you miss, where he fast roped in ahead of the SEALs, secured Osama Bin Laden's compound himself, and made the executing shot? All while SEAL Team 6 was still trying to figure out which end of the rope to use?

    That's why they had to dump OBL's body off the deck, it was to save face for ST6, they didn't want to have to confirm POTUS was the one who put the hammer down, literally, on the #1 Most Wanted.

    -Rob

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  32. Second Weird Science Canadian girlfriend reference in a week.

    For. The. Win.

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  33. Check urban dictionary for what he meant. I, for one, don't want photographic evidence.

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  34. Here is the proof
    http://snarkyposters.blogspot.com/2013/01/yet-another-exclusive.html

    Also for RevolverRob
    http://snarkyposters.blogspot.com/2012/10/snarky-posters-exclusive.html

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  35. And, yet, not quite as cringeworthy as Romney's "I've always been, if you will, a rodent and rabbit hunter all right, small varmints if you will."

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  36. Here's the picture: http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/whitehouse/8436110735/

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  37. @Rick Street, Please stop sladering the Wookies. At best, Michelle is a hyperthyroid Ewok.

    Tamara! I'm going to forgo my usual marriage proposal. Instead, If my bid to become the first internet President via Facebook and Youtube comes true, I'd like you to head up either DOJ of DHS.

    Roberta of course would head up FCC.

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