Friday, February 22, 2013

Tab clearing...

  • Great blog I was steered to today. Dude can write.

  • Speaking of "dude can write", this made me cry.

  • Some stories you just can't improve on, no matter how you dress them up, like the Indianapolis guy who jacked one of those Walmart Li'l Rascal scooters, which have a top speed of 6mph, and was pulled over in the oncoming lanes of a street six miles away, at 0400 on an 18°F night. It will not come as a surprise to find out that he got an F on his field sobriety test.
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13 comments:

  1. Joanna4:56 PM, February 22, 2013

    Okay so maybe that second link made you cry but it just gave me a case of the heaving heebie jeebies.

    Seriously, screw ants.

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  2. TheSev5:50 PM, February 22, 2013

    Great first link. Made my blog roll after just 3 post read.

    Now bookmarked....right under you.

    Don't worry, he won't steal me from ya.

    Heh!

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  3. TJIC5:57 PM, February 22, 2013

    > Great blog I was steered to today. Dude can write.

    Almost bailed on it in the first paragraph when I saw he was a cop.

    Kept reading.

    Great blog.

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  4. Greg in Allston6:35 PM, February 22, 2013

    Dude can write. Boy, you sure ain't kidding, Tam. Thanks for passing that on. Mr. Hernandez is one gifted guy.

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  5. Anonymous6:39 PM, February 22, 2013

    Thanks... I think.

    Dude can write... and I can have nightmares. The cannibal -- OMFG. I bookmarked the site. Dude can write.

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  6. Mark Alger6:47 PM, February 22, 2013

    We spent billions of dollars after the ADA to put wheelchair ramps on every single f-ing street corner in America -- FOUR TIMES -- and these numbnuts ride their welfare-office Scooters down the freakin' street.

    OK. I assume just because they live in Section 8 and have no visible means of support that they're on welfare. I guess that means I'm a bigot.

    M

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  7. Steve Skubinna7:07 PM, February 22, 2013

    Okay, 6 mph. But you drive down the wrong lane and suddenly it's like you're going 46 mph! w00t!!11!eleventy!11!!!

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  8. Anonymous7:47 PM, February 22, 2013

    Peroxide + Washington DC

    Works for me

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  9. Kristophr9:04 PM, February 22, 2013

    BRAAAAAIIIINNNS!

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  10. JohninMd. (Help?)9:17 PM, February 22, 2013

    I looked under the comments section.....really? " Go-go freakin' SCOOTERS"?? You HAD ta go there? To quote Davy Jones; " Ah, yer ah creul, creul, Lasss-ah!!"

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  11. Robert Fowler12:11 AM, February 23, 2013

    Both of them can really write. They are both Marines. Coincidence?

    I didn't cry about the turtle, but I did get a little misty thinking about my own Dad. It's been almost 33 years and sometimes it still hurts.

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  12. Firehand8:18 AM, February 23, 2013

    One of those all-too-common lines: "Alcohol may have been involved."

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  13. Sammy Taylor4:51 PM, February 23, 2013

    Thanks for the pointer. I am enjoying this blog immensely.

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