I'm fairly certain that video gave me a herniated testicle. This is especially impressive since I'm female. So I'm giving you a heads up that I'll be sending you the doctoring bill.
I recognize him. He was in the gun store yesterday giving advice and telling us about his combat experience. I didn't know U.S. forces rescued Putin from the Mujaheddin. I don't remember if his stories started "Once upon a time..." or "This ain't no B.S....", but I'm pretty sure they were all fairy tales.
"This has inspired me to move, tactically, from one room to the next. The next room is the bathroom which I shall dominate, in an unforegettable fasion*."
FIFY, ;)
*The sense of smell being the sense most closely related to memory.....
He can clear a room with his mind alone. The order of battle for his unit is... him. He doesn't bleed, but if he did, his blood would be Flat Dark Earth.
Sadly, there are people out there who are heart-attack serious:
American Doof@$$, er Defense Enterprises: The Professionals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjBPBJ8CVs
I dare anyone to watch and not spend 3:59 in a Tourette's-induced self-cacophony of no...No...NO...NONONONONOOMFGSWEETKRISHNAONAFUCKINGPOGOSTICKNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
But at least we now know who DiFi gets her firearms advice from.
I feel more tactical just for having viewed the awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteNow if you'll excuse me....
I need to tac reload my OJ and dominate the fridge space.
And yeah, OJ means Operator Juice.
BGM
I'm fairly certain that video gave me a herniated testicle. This is especially impressive since I'm female. So I'm giving you a heads up that I'll be sending you the doctoring bill.
ReplyDeleteThis has inspired me to move, tactically, from one room to the next. The next room is the bathroom which I shall dominate.
ReplyDeleteI recognize him. He was in the gun store yesterday giving advice and telling us about his combat experience.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know U.S. forces rescued Putin from the Mujaheddin.
I don't remember if his stories started "Once upon a time..." or "This ain't no B.S....", but I'm pretty sure they were all fairy tales.
The tactical engagements "on eight continents" did me in.
ReplyDelete@Ruzhyo: Who said all the continents were on this planet?
ReplyDeleteLoved the "Starship Troopers" and Coast Guard references....
ReplyDeleteAl T.
I met him overseas but if I tell you where he would have to kill us both.
ReplyDeleteAnd our cats.
Heck he might just do it now anyway just for practice.
Gerry
My favorite war stories all start ; "There I was, ankle-deep in grenade pins...". O:-)
ReplyDelete"I've been everywhere - I've done everything. I've put Caesar salad in my shorts and walked around in it. I've put baloney in my shoes..."
ReplyDelete(Excerpts from a 'speech to entertain' by E. Maddock, in h.s. advanced speech class (c) 1968)
Obviously predates THIS clown!
gfa
"This has inspired me to move, tactically, from one room to the next. The next room is the bathroom which I shall dominate, in an unforegettable fasion*."
ReplyDeleteFIFY, ;)
*The sense of smell being the sense most closely related to memory.....
jimbob86
I'm hoping a few people actually recognize him.
ReplyDeleteBut I can't decide if it's funnier if they do...or if they don't...
Thanks,
JSG
PS: I hate spammers. And the necessary results.
I never get the shakes before a drop
ReplyDeleteThat's funny work by Andrew.
ReplyDelete"If you haven't heard of Rick Taylor, you're wrong."
ReplyDeleteI think I have to send him a check now, just so he won't kill me. First.
Sounds very tongue-in-cheek to me. If not, then this fellow needs help.
ReplyDeleteBTW, is there something to be gained by grabbing the forearm of one's rifle from the side instead of the bottom?
docjim505,
ReplyDeleteUnless you are doing it in a "monkey see, monkey do" fashion, a "c-clamp" offers advantages at certain ranges and under certain circumstances.
If one does not know when or why to use it, one is almost certainly doing it wrong. :)
docjim505,
ReplyDeleteLoathe as I am to say this, yes, it should be painfully obvious that it is tongue-in-cheek.
If one was not tickled pink and eagerly awaiting the next gibe or in-joke, then one may not get all the humor.
He could take down Gecko45.
ReplyDeleteYeah, "I never get the shakes before a drop" literally caused me to pee myself. Of course, I am getting older . . . .
ReplyDeleteThanks for the view....My testicular fortitude has just doubled in size.....All I need now is one of those skull shirts.....
ReplyDeleteI didn't know if he was serious or not until he fumbled the mag at the end and I started laughing. Then I read the comments and started howling.
ReplyDelete"I know more about threats than anyone...because I make a lot of them"
ReplyDeleteROFL!
He can clear a room with his mind alone.
ReplyDeleteThe order of battle for his unit is... him.
He doesn't bleed, but if he did, his blood would be Flat Dark Earth.
He is... the Most Tactical Man In The World.
Charles Pergiel,
ReplyDeleteThe best part is the mag fumble with that 'Andrew Straight Face'...perfection.
JSG
I clearly haven't been following his blog closely enough. That was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd after viewing this video I went to VuurwapenBlog and the guy's now in my bookmarks. So thanks for pointing me to a good link, Tam.
ReplyDeleteOk, I was waiting for the GunKid reference. He needs to work the Assault Wheelbarrow in to the next vid.
ReplyDeleteSadly, there are people out there who are heart-attack serious:
ReplyDeleteAmerican Doof@$$, er Defense Enterprises: The Professionals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjBPBJ8CVs
I dare anyone to watch and not spend 3:59 in a Tourette's-induced self-cacophony of no...No...NO...NONONONONOOMFGSWEETKRISHNAONAFUCKINGPOGOSTICKNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
But at least we now know who DiFi gets her firearms advice from.
Tam,
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Aesop,
ReplyDeletePersonally, I was tickled pink and eagerly awaiting the next gibe.
But, yeah, the clownshoes at ADE are ripe for mockery.
Kristophr said...
ReplyDeleteHe could take down Gecko45.
There's a blast from the past.
Greylocke: I remember Gunkid.
ReplyDeleteHe ended up in club fed for admitting he was a felon who owned firearms too many times on the internet.
I think the only reason he didn't get banned from KdT's forum was his entertainment value.
And yes, his tactical wheelbarrow and advice to use a canned M-16 as bear defense were somewhat ... memorable.
Brought to you by the Robert Taylor School of Black Acting
ReplyDeleteRT
ReplyDeleteChicks dig him
Men want to be like him
heck....even Chuck Norris fears him!
!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link to your own ADE blast from the past.
They're still around, sadly, and I've got a videocam and 20 friends hereabouts.
So one of these days some serious YouTube mockery is in order.