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Ya hey.
Ya know it's not entirely authentic, sometimes the criminals use harsh language too, but not profanity mind you.
...and the license plates on the cars are from California, eh?
George,Because that's where the comedy troupe is located.
Thanks. I needed that.
You can tell it didn't happen in Oregon. After all, all you need to do in that state is ask your attacker to leave and he will! The Sheriff's Department said so.
I fully expected one of those short "easter eggs" at the end entitled "A Red State Mugging." It would go like this. Criminal: "Well this is a mugging, so... ah..." Victim: *BANG* *BANG* "Oh wait a minute, why should I?"
Reminds me of the joke about why you dont need a lid on a Canadian lobsterpot. If any lobster tries to climb out, the others will drag him back in.
And the easiest way to get a one-armed Canadian out of a tree is to wave at him...
Almost had me convinced, but a real Canadian shopping bag has KD* in it*Kraft Dinner
And yet we lost to these people. Twice.
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Ya hey.
ReplyDeleteYa know it's not entirely authentic, sometimes the criminals use harsh language too, but not profanity mind you.
ReplyDelete...and the license plates on the cars are from California, eh?
ReplyDeleteGeorge,
ReplyDeleteBecause that's where the comedy troupe is located.
Thanks. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell it didn't happen in Oregon. After all, all you need to do in that state is ask your attacker to leave and he will! The Sheriff's Department said so.
ReplyDeleteI fully expected one of those short "easter eggs" at the end entitled "A Red State Mugging." It would go like this.
ReplyDeleteCriminal: "Well this is a mugging, so... ah..."
Victim: *BANG* *BANG* "Oh wait a minute, why should I?"
Reminds me of the joke about why you dont need a lid on a Canadian lobsterpot. If any lobster tries to climb out, the others will drag him back in.
ReplyDeleteAnd the easiest way to get a one-armed Canadian out of a tree is to wave at him...
ReplyDeleteAlmost had me convinced, but a real Canadian shopping bag has KD* in it
ReplyDelete*Kraft Dinner
And yet we lost to these people. Twice.
ReplyDelete