Me: "It's hot as balls out there! When Dick Cheney was running this country, the .gov controlled the weather. Now the Democrats are running the show and the EPA shuts down HAARP because their generators can't pass emissions! Bring back the GOP, I say!"
RX: "We'll just have to watch 'em like a hawk to make sure they don't destroy New Orleans again."
Me: "^&%$ New Orleans!"
Meanwhile, up here in the North Carolina mountains, it's been mid to upper eighties with the occasional afternoon thunderstorm.
ReplyDeleteYou can't ^&%$ New Orleans; they've already done it to themselves.
ReplyDeleteKerry
Allowing evil Rethuglicans to blow up New Orleans is a small price to pay in order to blow up New Orleans.
ReplyDeleteYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait...
Would help if I knew what HAARP did or did not do. I'm too lazy to look it up and the links don't say.
ReplyDeleteIf it has to do with ham operators, I'm of the 'who cares' variety. Never sparked my interest.
It has to do with tin foil beanie wearers. Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain 'em, though. :(
ReplyDeleteHEY!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the New Orleans hate?
I'm from there! Great people there.
Just because its hot, dirty, corrupt, filled with whining Democrats that chant "gimme, gimme, gimme," and is the crime capitol of the South....
well...okay.
It has decent gun laws. Best good in the US. Wonderful people. And "honest" politicians. They don't hide that they are crooks.
"^&%$ New Orleans!"
ReplyDeleteThey would love it.....probably invented it.
And would do it in public during Mardi Gras.
Fortunately the Orbital Mind Control Lasers - a project separately funded by a joint venture fnord of the Gnomes of Zurich and the Justified Ancients of Mu - remains fully functional.
ReplyDeletegvi
Just so I can plan my travel, Tam, what other cities are you targeting for imminent destruction?
ReplyDeleteMikee,
ReplyDeleteIs that so you can sit by and watch, while eating popcorn?
mikee,
ReplyDeleteLook, when I'm as hot and cranky and uncomfortable as I was yesterday afternoon, I get less worried about the idea of climatological collateral damage as long as it would mean that I, personally, am comfortable.
"But you being comfortable would mean drowning Tuvalu!"
"Then they'd better learn to swim."
;)
"^&%$ New Orleans!"
ReplyDeleteObviously, the expunged word is
'NICE'!
gfa
Some people really do want to watch the world burn...In this case I think Tam has already got steel to flint.
ReplyDeleteBe careful about returning the keys to Cheney & Co. They sent a cleanup storm to finish off the NO refugees who fled here, and that storm came up the Sabine-Neches waterway, following me and the Ex to her grandparents' place. You'd think Cheney forgot his "boss" was from Texas!
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