Wilson and Obama had each won a Nobel Peace Prize and each gotten America into one war, so this is obviously a tiebreaker.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) August 28, 2013
Have the NSA check and see if Zimmerman has sent any telegrams Obama can use as a pretext.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) August 28, 2013
Heh.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I can manage nowadays. Never has my give a damn been lost this deep up a rat's ass.
Oh I'm sure Obama can try and tie this to a more recent Zimmerman if he tries.
ReplyDeleteObama's potential gunboat diplomacy in Syria would like Wilson, following the sinking of the Lusitania, intervening in East Africa on the side of the Germans.
ReplyDeleteIf Kerry doesn't get his wardec, is he going to throw his medals out of the Pentagon?
ReplyDeleteChas:
That would have been a fascinating alt-history novel.
That would have been a fascinating alt-history novel.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but to make it halfway plausible you'd have to rename Wilson "Woodrow Obama." Wilson may have been a megalomaniacal dick, but at least in hindsight you can see what he was trying to do. Obama's foreign policy, if present at all, is mostly a blur.
Wilson, the racist, elitist, paternalistic so-and-so that he was, would likely have ended up believing that Communism was indeed the right path to the saving of humanity, as long as he and his Princeton chums were in charge.
ReplyDeleteThe zimmerman telegram tweet made me spritz all over my desk. Thanks Tam.
ReplyDeleteIf Woodrow Wilson had his way, Obama would be drinking from a separate fountain.
ReplyDeleteThe Zimmerman one's as good as Iowahawk's stuff.
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