Well I'm an older (69 going on 12) guy with a rotund figger reminiscent of Santy Claus off his diet. I once tried on a kilt. Several innocent standers by immediately began rinsing their eyes with Drano and scraping at them with pocket knives. One woman folded into the fetal position and was carried away whimpering for her mommy. Pasty white legs, and the knobbiest of knobby knees you see. Not pretty at all, not a bit. A barrel of bayonets would not have been helpful, not even one for a Norwegian Krag, a Swiss K31 or a Finnish M39.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
ReplyDeleteIs that a SMLE face?
ReplyDeleteKilts are a time-honored (or is that honoured?) fashion for men. Not girly men either....
ReplyDeleteWell I'm an older (69 going on 12) guy with a rotund figger reminiscent of Santy Claus off his diet. I once tried on a kilt. Several innocent standers by immediately began rinsing their eyes with Drano and scraping at them with pocket knives. One woman folded into the fetal position and was carried away whimpering for her mommy. Pasty white legs, and the knobbiest of knobby knees you see. Not pretty at all, not a bit. A barrel of bayonets would not have been helpful, not even one for a Norwegian Krag, a Swiss K31 or a Finnish M39.
ReplyDeleteNever again.
Only a bounder fixes an unsheathed bayonet when there's no evidence of trouble about.
ReplyDeleteIf there trouble, well then, the game is afoot, and the play is Enfield!
"Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo