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Monday, December 23, 2013
Instead of milk & cookies, they left him a keylogger...
Forget NORAD tracking his sleigh; the #NSA's hacked into Santa's "Naughty or Nice" list and downloaded the whole thing.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) December 23, 2013
...is actively recruiting among the "naughties" and targeting drone strikes and false-flag terrorist attacks against the "nices."
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the whole creepy "Elf on the Shelf" program...
ReplyDeleteHow about it they tracked the progress of the birth of the Christ Child?
ReplyDelete"Well, the alleged "Virgin" Mary is dilated 2cm. so far and the contractions are coming 20 minutes apart...."
Santa was just a front for the NSA all along, homie.
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